Spent 13 bucks on these 2 ingredients.

And instead of it going to my waist, it all went to waste. Most vegan shit is, well, shit but I did like the yellow cheddar cheese from this specific brand (it’s oddly tasty, especially on a sandwich with ham and mayo). This white charade one was icky and unkind to me. My 1st Bulgarian attempt at a non-traditional mac and cheese was a bust, and I am tearfully sad. Funny thing is the texture of this mess was incredible, silky and smooth (mixed and melted like jesus intended). The flavor was just an oily slurry.

I wonder if the dogs will eat it. I doubt it.

(for the love of god, don’t ever buy gluten-free pasta…if you are craving pasta just make a nice cucumber salad with dill).

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NI SHIT SHERLOCK.

Plus the baby really looks like a rotten potato, but that’s beside the point.

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I had to buy some non-rechargeables for my new Elka.

When was the last time you bought (or needed) batteries like this?

But as I sit here thinking, these batteries are made by Polish labourers and shipped all over EU because of cheap labour (for now, Poland is doing incredibly well economically)..but just think about waking up in the morning to an alarm clock, having some bread with goo then taking the bus in the cold Polish winter to a fuckin’ battery factory where you spend 10 hours a day.

Fucking hell.

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