I bought Doctor’s Sausage the other day to feed the cats….but I took a little test-bite.

It’s this type of fake “meat” homeless people eat in Eastern Europe. Well, even though it reduces your life expectancy by a wide margin it’s actually really tasty, especially grilled and ketchuped. LONG LIVE DR.SAUSAGE!!!

PS. I can’t stress this enough….this stuff is really fucking gross….don’t buy it…you will die…..this is a joke…..or is it?