This is not The Onion.

Over the years I found a massive correlation..

..People who vape are almost always of extreme low intelligence.

Slow brain function, belief in nonsense and complete critical thinking.

There MUST be a connection. I try to completely avoid and “bypass” anyone grasping one of those plastic-penis things. How did this become normalized…WTF?…

It’s a fucking epidemic. Possibly the most disgusting one of my personal lifetime.

I hate this world…

Stupid is as stupid does.

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OMG OMG OPEN!!!!

MY HAPPY PLACE.

Last night was ridiculous.

Valencia is also open. I will go tomorrow.

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I love Mondays.

Haven’t had weird amazing alcohol like this in ages. 18%, just took a little sip with my Slovakian bread and Polish bacon filled lard. This is my heaven.

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Love EU and fintech banks.

So I can say confidently that almost all money transfers now are instant. I mean, email speed instant. Literally one second.

Even my legacy Bulgarian bank that I don’t really use…but…instant. One second instant. fuckers used to take 1-2 days.

And ZERO FEES.

One thing still lingers is PayPal. CAD to EU bank still takes about 2 hours. But zero fees.

Thank you Jesus.

Fun week ahead. I’ll relax I think. Soooo much fun lately….

Huge anniversary this week. Party this weekend.

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HAPPY 1ST OF MAY!!

Now get back to work, everyone!!!!

Especially all the lazy kids…..stop asking questions and and start building character.

At 6 years old…if you’re old enough to stand, you’re old enough to mine.

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Laziest day ever.

It’s raining so I decided to walk to the store……..make a pizza (eat the whole thing)..then make Portuguese chicken tacos (which were amazing, at them all).

Then watch HBO stupid fucking amazing shows all afternoon.

When summer….when beach bars?

Why is it raining?

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