chewyland

SOOO GOOD!!

And an ice cream cone. More coupons!!!

I also got 1.5 Euro cheesy burgers….but we won’t discuss them and their insane deliciousness.

Shower.

Patio.

Lager.

…pick up veggies and have a cold beer on the bench outside is seriously the highlight of my day.

This is what old people do!!!

2 tomatoes a day is key.

I love slurping out the fish eyeballs. What a gooey treat. Absolute delicacy.

…but didn’t drink even one beer. What a sham.

Went back to Shrek, 3day in a row, it’s sooo fun and busy there.

You know how it goes.

Love the color and design. It’s soooo delightfully gay.

It’s tradition.

Love it here….everyone is so fucking nice..

5 extra pickle slices, of course…anything for you, Matt.

Frikking people.

I’m having a nice lazy day.

Also my coconut water has mango.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

ALSO….MANGO in my coconut water….sooo VIP!!

Finished the Bill book today. Loved it. Moving onto aviation books now….or maybe I will finally read “The Art Of War”…I bought a physical copy weeks ago.

.. especially when it’s a nice sunny evening.

I wish I could wear a sundress and have flowers in my hair.

I hate social norms.

I wish I could make such flavorful food at home. The mushroomyness is sooo nice

Thing is, if you ever visit any of these bistro style restaurants, aside from being inexpensive, you really end up getting an amazing meal at its (purest). Carrot bbq salad is a half boiled carrot, sliced then placed of bbq then buttered with a little salt….that’s it.

Mushroom soup, purée mushrooms, some cream and insane Bulgarian spices – that’s it.

You want a chicken steak, it’s a fucking chicken steak on bbq marinated on some simple spices then tossed on your plate. That’s it. Butter….

Most of the vegetables here come from villages around here, many you can literally walk to.

Once a month. If I don’t clean it, who will.

This useless thing continues to be an absolute marvel of engineering. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love everything about it..

….especially how completely useless it is.

I wonder what the next version will bring….?

Most of these morons can’t do basic math or point Canada on a map of North America but hey…..let’s teach our kids there is an evil imaginary monster living in the sky.

Fucking idiots. Welcome to the 16th century.

I hate this world…………

She looks the same as the day I met her probably about 10 years ago. Astonishing, really.

Remains completely unpettable…perhaps the only cat I’ve ever met in my life that I have never been able to properly pet.

She did let me touch her a couple of times…probably just felt sorry for me.

Also 1st fish soup of the season.

Still nothing happening…just coasting through life like a coaster.

Cold

Mud

Poop.

Although my Temu 7$ Rubber Boots are absolutely EPIC!!!

Birdie and I are soooo pale……

I go tomorrow!!

THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE?????????

Day went from winter to steamy hot summer.

Nothing makes sense.

Going for a village cruise now….octopus rates like butter.

But I must do something.