chewyland

The shops will be closed because of holidays.

Chain cleaning and lubing day.

But. Took bus to Burgas for a day of adventure.

Sushi and French food today.

Also new book to explain to me (hopefully) why are people so fucking stupid today.

Why are people dumber than ever? We live in the dumbest era, pure fucking retardation.

Pool getting filled. 30ish degree weather incoming.

Almost packed.

We’re doing an epic fun food shopping trip to Varna and beyond.

Today resting before holidays….rest, I need.

Be jealous.

I can’t believe it’s raining again…gahhhhhhhhhhhh….how is this May?

And now back in Nesebar.

Relaxing after holiday.

This is how you show off wealth.

Make my bike feel like new. Had no idea the difference would be sooooo drastic.

New technology and sooo gummy and sticky.

Thank you Michelin Man.

Here are some photos

I’m soo fucking happy.

Feel free to reshare these images.

Home tomorrow.

I’m tired.

But…just as a secret…I really like it here. I’ll bring girl here next time.

Holidays are hard.

I highly recommend a visit to the capital.

#1 fan here.

I’ll try to write some stuff. Incredible trip. Just incredible.

Off to Plovdiv now….the oldest city in Europe…

Full on summer!!!! soooo hot…

Happy has new soups and they are incredible.

Everyone is sooooo fucking kind and friendly and helpful……drives me nuts

Hotel was great…although power went out in the morning for the whole hood’….had to use the stairs to lug my shit like a fucking immigrant…it was awesome.

Last night Vlad-stroll was incredible…he projects a very reasonable and effective charade of intelligence….I love talking with him….so much shit..non stop banter…**hugs**

Sofia is incredible…just incredible…and 10x better every time I visit…restaurants and bars packed 24/7…everyone just having a good time!!!

…as they should…

I need to eat more.

It’s a Volvo.

Most beautiful car I saw in person is a Z8.

Reality is. Not a cloud in the sky. 26 degrees. Hot as fuck.

My cool chick is holding down the fort and taking care of everything. Love love!!

25k Sofia steps starts now.

BULLSHIT FORECAST…THANKFULLY.

GOD PLEASE NO MORE.

Although I’m happy Bulgaria won this dumbest bullshit most retarted “contest”.

I’m not happy this will be the only “song” that I’ll hear all summer.

But I’m just being grumpy for no reason. Good for her.

I hate this world.

Next Eurovision in Sofia maybe. I should get tickets.

The people and the food and just everything has been VIP 5 star deluxe.

Except the grumps at hotel. They were nice but grump.

These eggs on BBQ were spectacular!!! Jesus fuck.

That bike has more horsepower and torque than most cars.

So green and lush and warm and nice around here….gahhh.

Tires getting installed now.

I will be able to do jumps and wheelies and twist-jumps.

Hotel yesterday was so weird. New but unpainted and unmaintained. People working brains from Soviet times. Shower hot and amazing and the bed was like lying down on a flock of fattened up swans. Sooooo good rest.

But going a little West now.

1st leg.

With chicken and mushrooms and Japanese mayo.

But holy fuck the price increases.

Still can’t go on trip – so rain and cold.

November here.

Italian spicy tomato basil chicken.

But too spicy.

It’s really hot..especially inside.

I love relaxing.

I’m now into flat whites. Sooo gay.

LIDL prosciutto filled pasta grilled on butter with some mozza and tarragon.

Super tasty…only ate a bit…it will make a crazy breakfast tomorrow.

Thank you for reading this boring fucking post.