chewyland

This is a quarter pound ground chicken burger with cheese and onions.

You microwave it at the store, like a civilized person.

OMG.

I was the 1st one here today….I’m soo cool.

Valencia Chinatown street food for breakfast.

Everyone is drinking and dancing and setting fireworks. Heard them at 9am.

This place is just wild.

With Cesar salad.

Booom

Photos soon.

And beer with Clamato. Just amazing.

*perhaps there will be 2 beers.

And egg.

And the obligatory TKO tacos.

Yesterday was essentially the most exciting day ever.

Never seen these little fuckers before.

I love good food as much as I love relaxing.

This is just incredibly decadent…mouth singing.

Another 25k day is “afoot”.

Photo from girl.

We’re in the super sketchy part. Just amazing.

Still setting up last night.

I guess they are.

I’m drinking.

Just spoke with girl, 1st school day today. She’s the fucking best!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly in 10.

This is my peak life.

Cool but seriously. Fuck off.

I’m also on a Boeing.

Sigh.

Lady just told me not to worry if my life vest doesn’t inflate.

I’m doomed.

Everything digital, convenient and friendly. Just boom boom through security, Apple wallet and QR codes. Boom boom.

I’m angry because I have nothing to be angry about.