chewyland

What is this, America?

Today is coctails and Mexican food and reading day.

I deserve to relax and unwind.

These fajitas are incredible. Almost vegetarian. Just little bits of marinated chicken breast. Seriously delicious.

Mexican food in BG…WTF. SO NICE!!

They even make the guacamole, not from packet, really tasty…really fucking tasty.

I wish the weather was better….so fucking gloomy and cloudy…..it’s really been shitty over the last few weeks.

…I will read this…should be nice and breezy summer reading.

Should not have eaten a bouquet of wings before bed last night.

3 years in the making.

We partied really fully last night.

Full on dance party. Omg.

No relaxing. Need get some groceries.

But I had a Rump steak at White Rose. It was surprisingly tasty.

But why did I not get soup?

I should not eat this brown food anymore.

..but it was fucking tasty.

……….non relaxing.

Also new coconut water flavor.

Also…a little pork today for lunch…

…I need to go home and catch up on my HBO…I’m hooked…

Almost in pain. But why.

No booze and no bad food.

Photos incoming.

30 degrees soon.

Sweet cock on the beach is imminent. I’m thinking a small mojito.

Just one, of course.

…Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day…..as the saying goes.

I took the scooter out for a little cruise…so hot can barely catch my breath. Aircon on max..

THIS IS THE END.

My everyone is lazy.

Why is life so complicated?

The shops will be closed because of holidays.

Chain cleaning and lubing day.

But. Took bus to Burgas for a day of adventure.

Sushi and French food today.

Also new book to explain to me (hopefully) why are people so fucking stupid today.

Why are people dumber than ever? We live in the dumbest era, pure fucking retardation.

Pool getting filled. 30ish degree weather incoming.

Almost packed.

We’re doing an epic fun food shopping trip to Varna and beyond.

Today resting before holidays….rest, I need.

Be jealous.

I can’t believe it’s raining again…gahhhhhhhhhhhh….how is this May?

And now back in Nesebar.

Relaxing after holiday.

This is how you show off wealth.

Make my bike feel like new. Had no idea the difference would be sooooo drastic.

New technology and sooo gummy and sticky.

Thank you Michelin Man.

Here are some photos

I’m soo fucking happy.

Feel free to reshare these images.

Home tomorrow.

I’m tired.

But…just as a secret…I really like it here. I’ll bring girl here next time.

Holidays are hard.

I highly recommend a visit to the capital.

#1 fan here.

I’ll try to write some stuff. Incredible trip. Just incredible.

Off to Plovdiv now….the oldest city in Europe…

Full on summer!!!! soooo hot…

Happy has new soups and they are incredible.

Everyone is sooooo fucking kind and friendly and helpful……drives me nuts

Hotel was great…although power went out in the morning for the whole hood’….had to use the stairs to lug my shit like a fucking immigrant…it was awesome.

Last night Vlad-stroll was incredible…he projects a very reasonable and effective charade of intelligence….I love talking with him….so much shit..non stop banter…**hugs**

Sofia is incredible…just incredible…and 10x better every time I visit…restaurants and bars packed 24/7…everyone just having a good time!!!

…as they should…

I need to eat more.

It’s a Volvo.

Most beautiful car I saw in person is a Z8.

Reality is. Not a cloud in the sky. 26 degrees. Hot as fuck.

My cool chick is holding down the fort and taking care of everything. Love love!!

25k Sofia steps starts now.

BULLSHIT FORECAST…THANKFULLY.