But the machine is great, otherwise.

It’s such a bargain to be there right now, the beers are cheap (2 Euros) and we didn’t have to pay for the umbrella and chairs (they were free yesterday for some reason). There is a nice breeze and everything is so chill….just amazing.

Stupid courier woke us up at 10am. Mongolian grill for dinner today, of course.

**I will deep fry myself some chips and chicken tomorrow!!**

I could have easily died.

This is the heaviest knife I’ve ever held, it’s all metal. Sharp as hell. I cleaned it with Palmolive to get rid of any murder marks, blood and dna. It’s going into my toolbox. Chop Chop…

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…so still no trip. I will wait till tomorrow. We have clouds and it was windy all afternoon, not great for a long motorbike trip + taking a video in the windyness sucks. Tomorrow I go (plus you hear the best pants story, ever).

I have the PDF manual now, too.

The vast majority of people still believe in an imaginary flying person in the sky, think the bible is a real thing, support the church mafia and ,of course, it’s the country with the most stringent abortion laws, right wing populism and homophobia. I am embarrassed.

Sign from a pro choice rally, really good.

Plus the tickets were not crazy-ass expensive….