Author: chewyland

Sto hates getting wet, I fully protected her from the unsavory clouds.

I will HACK YOU AND REMOVE YOU. Your $200 oil changes are DEAD TO ME.

Looks like I need gas.

I haven’t had a cold or a flu in a better part of a decade, at least nothing serious outside of a stomach bug (VERY BAD) in Vietnam many years ago and my Covid thing that lasted barely a day.

But since the last trip (and I’ve been on trains/busses/restaurants) and talking with probably 100+ people…shopping and museums and having wine….maybe my body is stressed to da max. I have been sneezing and not really feelin’ “it”.

Maybe it’s because I haven’t been wearing my slippers?

And imprison the ghoul leader NOW!

And your bike will be in disrepair.

You don’t even have a spare.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

Nothing but ALL of the veggies I had in my crisper, even some rotting ones….what difference does it really make. This is, obviously, INCREDIBLY tasty.

I have some left over….I will use the leftovers to make chili – just need some FUCKING CORN and ground fatty pork !!!!!!!!! Whoopaaahhahaaahh.

Brie raspberry yoghurt sauce with mushrooms and green onions.

Inside a super thin omelette.

SOOO GOOD!!!

My goodness, the fun I just had is immeasurable. Met so many people and visited so many different places…whattta life.

Home soon. Need to vacuum and play lasers with the cats plus I have a slab of ham for them in the backpack. Amazing..AMAZING.

Removing about 99% of the bullshit anxiety and wastefulness and bus and aghhhhhh of landing in Sofia.

I am going to say this with ease. The Bolt app and customer onboarding is BY FAR the best experience I’ve ever…..well.. experienced.

doubt it.

…above the crazy fancy mall. Views 4 u.

The weather went from DEATH HAIL AND STORM (I mean it), to mild drizzle rain, to hot warm summer t-shirt clear skies and sweat….all in 4 days.

Then took same line back to exact same spot. Less than $2 euros. TOP fun ever!!!!!!

Now I’m depressed.

This is some stupid ass paper “eco bag”. Apparently washable and waterproof. It was originally 50 Euros?? Hippies who fall for this eco shit are morons…anyways…BAG IS AWESOME!!!

On sale for 5 Euro. Fun.

Did I tell you I found a super fancy umbrella right in the middle of the sidewalk. What kind of a dumb person would just leave it there. Rich country, rich country, I guess.

I am doing thousands of Fitbit steps like a senior….so I can work off the 1800 calories this langos will provide.

But with Arty and the crew being here and having this hotel hookup outside of airbnb (I get an awesome deal from the family who owns the dang fancy place I am staying at) I will be visiting VERY regularly.

I truly love it here and it’s so close and really feels like a fun romantic and historic….and quite fun and modern holiday. LOVE LOVE Bratislava and I adore my friends here. Why is everyone so fucking nice to me…gaghhghhaaaghhhh.