Month: April 2024

It was as if someone actually made decent pho, added 100% more water and 3kg of cheap noodles..

The beef was super tasty.

No chopsticks.

No hoisin.

No hope.

Ohh and 10 fucking DOLLARS.

Should have gotten a proper kubek instead..

Apparently this is the 7th most luxurious hotel in all of Poland.

Welcome to the motherland, welcome to Krakow….

…which is actually rate now (I yelled at him, of course and he threw it out the window Bulgaria style).

At least he picked me up on the main road and I didn’t have to go to bus station.

Leaving some very miserable weather….but it’s still relatively warm.

The nice and polite people sent me A WHOLE NEW ASSEMBLY…..I understand their margins are massive…but.

I bought it on Amazon – bitched there, they refunded.

Emailed iSHOXS and super nicely asked to just just just for the tiny screw, they happily said of course AND FUCKING REFUNDED ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON (they have a connection with Amazon..and it’s all automatic).

AND ON TOP OF IT ALL…they send me a whole new assembly thing (not just screw).

Amazing service….(but also, these mounts are super high quality…this isn’t shit you get at your local SAAN).

Now think to yourself…..why did I just read this nonsense?

Concrete/paint-man is back exactly a day before my departure…this project will take many days, many layers…..thankfully I will be only watching the progress on my cat-cameras. Pheeewwwww.

So, the rear fender on my amazing scooter would sometimes squeal like a toddler stuck in an elevator door and I’ve tried to troubleshoot it for weeks…..I finally found the problem. Super teeny tiny hex screw deep inside was a little loose, possibly since factory. All good now….I’m so happy.

But remember, if you have a motorcycle. a bicycle or a scooter, it’s always a good idea to go over all the nuts and bolts a few times a year.

Also, car tire nuts. Check that a few times a year, too….and air, of course.

Going from super nice beach weather to essentially middle of winter. Super sad about that…apparently it will be 5 degrees in Krakow. That’s literally…unlivable..people dying….blood collagulating…..skin crackling like an old bag of saltines.

The road is getting widened + scooter paths, new sidewalks, LED lighting, new shops and restaurants…..THIS PLACE HAS GONE FUCKING INSANE.

….and turned it in a culinary experience unlike any other…..

They are still working on the menu but I’ve seen so much wild stuff (home made sausages!!) that I might just end up living here.

Also, I hate to sound so fucking positive….the people who run this place might just be the nicest people I’ve ever met in my life….I am not joking.

Coming back tomorrow, apparently they will have something really fun/new for me.

Ohh..they just opened…so they’re still working on stuff….

Yes, no problem with contactless payments…..of course.

ALSO…I don’t think I’ve ever has sour cream like this…I think it was 150% fat….it was thicker than vanilla ice cream…so crazy-ass…just so fucking tasty….

1st having creamy mushroom soup plus I mixed some of the insanely flavoured rice inside…..I think I’m gonna die from flavouryness.

Now they fucking modernized, cleaned it up, and removed all the hobos.

And put a stupid fence around it. I guess the daily child abductions (for sex trafficking, I assume) were starting to be a concern.

Sigh.

Tasted like soup for super old people.

The new iPhone has a REALLY SHITTY camera…I don’t understand why my Pixel 5 from 10 years ago takes way better photos.

This is just such a fucking monster. I can be anywhere and anytime in seconds (not minutes) and the technology inside with all the sensors and motors and brakes and shit is insane…the way it works so cohesively and magically. I’m still sticking with Eco mode and cruise control at about 17kph…..that’s the sweet spot for a person enjoying his twilight years.

Sport or boost mode just mulches your brain…it’s just fucking crazy….just fucking crazy.

Cloudy and hot today. 28 degrees. But less beaming sun.

It’s prison time – 15 years overdue.

I love Mondays. After sleeping all morning I always like to have a little “me” time.

Water bowls for the Flora cats. I like that. Scorching heat right now, 31…..very unusual.