Month: May 2024

I’ll be up super early before noon.

My hotel is only a few weeks old, the service and rooms impeccable as is the tripe soup. This is my heaven.

I was even provided a cat for the evening, naturally.

(hotel booking apps should have a little option asking if want a cat for the duration of your stay – I might be only a million dollar idea here).

Than this Hesburger iced coffee…Jesus fucking hell.

Are you????

VILE ORANGE PIECE OF EVIL HUMAN FLOATING OLD DIRTY ASS SHIT.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK..

I need to start my holidays.

Why has the price of my beloved Bahamas doubled?

Trip postponed one more day…..ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Trip postponed one more day. Eating cheesy chicken and watching Burt. SIGH!!

…food at home…

Plus these fucks clean up after me and call me SIR!!!

And will remain for at least the next few days.

The flavours and textures when the triple mayo seeps into the bready cake are second to none.

Then the double ham just shoots me into a culinary stratosphere while the black olives and pickles tickle the salty senses like a swan’s feather.

10/10….(pairs best with draft Pirinsko).

*I saved half of my treat from yesterday to have on the beach today….but since it’s winter….the beach is CLOSED…..so I ate it all like ice cream*

Thank you for reading this nonsense.

Also…weather is absolute shit again – windy and it will probably rain.

I might as well just buy a fucking Krazy Karpet.

Why are these people up at 10am? Doesn’t this country have any laws?!!

Where are my rights?

She only LOVES 3 things. Crunchy food, playing lasers and going insane and playing car driving video games late at night. Nothing else!

I made mushroom soup to dip my double ham sub…

But..only ate a small portion of this…sooo much food.

Awesome breakfast tomorrow.

Burgas was sooo fun.

Next weekend…wild plans.

Tarator drink, once in a while…yogurty goodness with chunks of SUPER CRUNCHY cucumber…fucking brilliant!!

But it’s finally here and it smells delicious – like the girls at my Winnipeg high school in the 90s. Awwww..

*they’re all fat now.

I can’t believe how UNTASTY the asparagus was.

I will only get asparagus at the restaurant downstairs. It’s worth the 5 Euros and it’s always SUPER fresh and delicious!!

The funnest outside cat at G2.

..and I need to show off my new tattoo.