Author: chewyland

I need to get the orange one next. I can’t believe these are 2 bucks.

It even lights up, like a real snake.

Interesting note about this movie that it’s just about 2 poochy standard white girls and 2 below average dudes. No black people, no transgender, no vegans………no Chinese kid with a calculator.

Overall….REALLY great movie, just back to its christian roots….but the emotional rollercoaster is real…I had to wipe a tear when she fell off the ladder and broke the Christmas tree ornament.

“Christmas enthusiast, Lori-Jo embarks on an epic 3 day road trip with her workaholic best friend, Victoria to the town where it’s Christmas all year round. They run into handsome, like-minded strangers Zach and Jason.”

I’m in a Tshirt and flippies.

…10x cheaper to buy a can of tomatoes than actual tomatoes these days.

But seriously..listen up!!….if you already have some, marinate them in milk/yogurt/any type of a brine….and some salt and some super basic spices for about 10 hours then put them in the air fryer for about 20 minutes…..THEY ACTUALLY HAVE FLAVOR and melt in your mouth…super juicy..almost weirdly so….(because they are supposed to be dry and flavorless)…the airfyer really ads some outside texture and crispiness… And super little fat and awesome protein if you are into that bullshit.

When they are on sale at Jane’s I can get enough of this food to feed a family of 8 for 3 Euros…

It’s good food…..I ate it too fast to even take a photo….

I did make a side salad..that cost about 50 cents (just need some white vinegar…ALL YOU FUCKING’ NEED).

Thank you for reading.

But with full HDR 4K she recently told me that the whole experience is far more superior (superiorer – her words, not mine).

She does, however, get a little panicky when the squirrel comes out…….but we’re working on that.

Today is international chicken sandwich day (ICSD)?

https://www.holidaycalendar.io/holiday/national-fried-chicken-sandwich-day

Did you know that when you briefly put some goat cheese in the air fryer it tastes so good…….YOU WILL DIE..BAHHHH.

I mixed capers with onion and goat cheese…for some reason..and it made for a perfect side!!

It’s a drunken afternoon party in Tankovo.

Thankfully I’m just an innocent bystander.

As the old saying goes “No Glove, No Love”.

LET THE YELLING COMMENCE.

I CAN FINALLY “REST”.

Before the green sponge, my wrist was rubbing on the corner of the IKEA desk and cutting straight into my old veins. Blood everywhere, constantly, walls, ceiling, router…….everyday cleaning the mess.

Now…..only pleasure.

…or should I say…coolin’.

ARTY took this photo in Burgas to day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we had White Rose delivery and evening beers and Bulgarian brandy (I didn’t have it…I just don’t have the flavor for it).

I fuckin’ love this guy. More photos tomorrow….we have fun plans..eeeeek!!!!!

ARTUR ARRIVING SHORTLY

I have done a soft-showcase of my new iPhone today around the neighbourhood but I still don’t have everything (more caccessories needed).

I think my vintage Pixel takes better photos….so far….I need to learn a thing or two on the 15 (I got the top of the line 15ProMax bullshit waste of money)……I will do a photo-comparo very soon.