Author: chewyland

The wider they are, the more I know the chicken is done. Who needs a thermometer?

It’s unbelievably awfully tasting….

But wait…for the 5 bucks I also got 2 massive additional chicken thighs. Craziness.

I think this costs around 6 bucks = no more wet socks. Life doesn’t get better than this..

Photo of sock drying coming soon. Stay tuned.

Went to Vlas to pick up my old boots from my local “bootmaestro” and since it’s impossible to replace the broken zipper he has added a super cool leather strap MAD MAX style so I can keep on using them….they are otherwise perfect. 5 bucks well spent.

Now I have 2 pairs…

2 legs = 2 pairs!!!

Random store on the way back bus ride. I’ll actually smell like “The Beach”, when I’m at the beach. Also bought this other super strong lemon cream aftershave. Similar to what the haircut-man doused me with but in a super light non-greasy aftershave gel. Super refreshing, almost like a Vick’s nose inhaler but for your skin. None of this stuff costs more than 3 bucks…amazing fun to cost ratio.

What a crazy world.

This is alllll just so good.

Detox starts tomorrow. Back to rotisserie chickens, tomato salads and chickpeas.

My veggie shop should be open any day now…..10 tomatoes a day, that’s the summer plan.

Coming back ASAP. it’s almost cheaper to travel here and have fun than to stay home.

Makes no sense, I know.

The game is as follows. I buy their stuff, it’s not cheap, when the stuff is even remotely dissatisfiying, I’ll yell at them. The green puffy jacket (note, not my amazing orange jacket) started to have a funny zipper pocket. I bought this coat in January and the zipper should feel tight and satisfying, it was not, it was sketchy. Additionally, it’s spring and my current requirements call for something less bulky and more rainproof and nimble. Since everything is in their CRAZY ASS high tech app….I can walk into any of their shops around the world, give them a sob story and have my item refunded or exchanged. In this case, I upgraded to a fancy rainproof spring coat that matches my backpack perfectly. The difference was about 14 bucks which I paid with a smile.

Life doesn’t get better than this…

I’m assuming high margins, low inventory and logistics costs, you choose your own hours and pay no tax. Cash business, after all.

Weather has been so weird, mostly OK but when it’s not OK it’s freezing and pouring rain. It was 22 yesterday. Heading north to explore a different neighborhood.

Bus late this evening. Should be home by 5am for vacuuming, laundry and nap.

This is, BY FAR, the most animal friendly a just shockingly cat loving country on the planet. Cats are almost holy creatures here. And people say I’m nuts…

That reminds me, the next cat tattoo is in order, couple more weeks. Midlife crisis continues.

Once right outside on the rear hitch (very dangerous, something only spiderman would do )….and the 1st time on the inside paying my fare. Dangling on the outside is way more fun.

Love halloumi… I love how it squeeeks in my mouth. Squuueeeek squeeeek.