I had to actually take out…

..cash today in as long as I can remember. The veggie shop nearby STILL doesn’t take cards (but they are super shady, so I don’t care)…but even the little one person veggie shop across from Mladost has a terminal.

Still about 10-15 years behind…..but it’s getting better and better…yesterday the beach bar (fucking expensive)…took contactless payment without issues….

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I made a fake crab sandwich last night. But why?

I am sad this blog is all about food and cat photos…..but it’s only darkness and rain and clouds outside…THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING. In fact I am just cleaning the house over and over again, literally cleaning things….that are already clean.

Wish I could organize the balcony but more rain coming.

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2 more days, bitches.

I won’t be eating any watermelon, of course. Watermelon is for criminals.

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No greater hate than “jesus love”.

Fucking pigs. I won’t get into any details of this photo because it will make you want to put your head deep, deep, into your toilet and puke your guts out.

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Decades of planning.

Concert, shopping, restaurants and the epic Shipka pass….ALL HOPES DASHED. Hours or packing, got everything setup but sadly made it only about 30k West of Burgas, the storm and rain was just too much and the biking part of the trip should generally be at least 1/2 the fun but everyone was going 40K, I was scared and tearyeyed.

Turned back to Burgas to cheer myself with some KFC only to return back to Sunny Beach and 26 degree weather AND SUMMER HEAT.

Fucking shit.

I had an awesome video planned……nothing…I got nothing but sad memories.

The moment I stop crying, I will start planning again…

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Aircon on today…It’s summer..

I am pretty sure I got sunstroke, might actually die.

Also check out the security guard office and command center. Being a security job in Bulgaria is #1 job, you get 2 ashtrays and a dirty pillow FOR FREE.

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OMG Burger King is finally open. USA, USA, USA, USA.

I got just the Whopper with extra pickles (11$ CAD)…and it was the most fucking delicious thing on earth. Jesus.

I usually have only one per season…..but why not one per day?

So much to think about…

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Stotinka has lost 1/3 of her weight.

This is not a joke. Officially 1/3rd of her ickiness has simply evaporated with some better food, CRAZY-ASS portion control and a few tears and growls. She runs up and down the stairs now like Nadia Comăneci. I am sure this extends her life by at least 5 or more years!!!

Everything about her looks absolutely brand new, she looks like the way she looked as a kitten…just grown up.

Good stuff!!!!

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The only thing more important than food..

…is Birdie’s laser party (and, at times, even the others join in – super weird). 11:10PM EVERY NIGHT…or there is hell to pay. She loves it….she just flies around the hallway yelling and chirping….like a……well, bird.

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