Today seriously sucked.

The whole excavation of this fucked up molar was more fucked up that I could have imagined. 5 needles, deep drilling, saw cutting, endless and relentless gouging, grinding and pulling with a force of 450 Thai elephants to get this fucking thing out. The 2 girls operating on me literally had to hold me down – I am pretty certain my whole body could have been pulled by this one fucked up molar..

Once it was out……it was bigger than my thumb. WTF, tooth?

I should have gotten this dumb thing out when I was a handsome blue eyed young little boy growing up in the communist times in Poland…..the good old days.

The moment it was out (the whole thing took about an hour, should have taken 15 minutes)…that was it…..the end….they put a little gauze inside the old gum-hole (that gauze dissolves)…I paid (80 Euros!!)…then left. Everyone was so nice, it was sickening (Turkish dental surgeon girl 1/2 my age….).

I FEEL LIKE THE KING OF THE WORLD NOW.