April 2023 – Page 6

Screw you, service light.

I will HACK YOU AND REMOVE YOU. Your $200 oil changes are DEAD TO ME.

Looks like I need gas.

Is it possible that I am cold-sick?

I haven’t had a cold or a flu in a better part of a decade, at least nothing serious outside of a stomach bug (VERY BAD) in Vietnam many years ago and my Covid thing that lasted barely a day.

But since the last trip (and I’ve been on trains/busses/restaurants) and talking with probably 100+ people…shopping and museums and having wine….maybe my body is stressed to da max. I have been sneezing and not really feelin’ “it”.

Maybe it’s because I haven’t been wearing my slippers?

Happy salad for a gloomy day.

Drain the swamp.

And imprison the ghoul leader NOW!

If you don’t check your air, beware, you might end up in despair and hit a bear.

And your bike will be in disrepair.

You don’t even have a spare.

Potato pancakes with “mayo nipples”.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

Another sleepy day. No sun this whole month. Not even 1 sun.

Birdie has “spicy snout” because of the very spicy soup ‘aura’ in the house.

Super amazing tomato bisque.

Nothing but ALL of the veggies I had in my crisper, even some rotting ones….what difference does it really make. This is, obviously, INCREDIBLY tasty.

I have some left over….I will use the leftovers to make chili – just need some FUCKING CORN and ground fatty pork !!!!!!!!! Whoopaaahhahaaahh.