Month: March 2023

doubt it.

…above the crazy fancy mall. Views 4 u.

The weather went from DEATH HAIL AND STORM (I mean it), to mild drizzle rain, to hot warm summer t-shirt clear skies and sweat….all in 4 days.

Then took same line back to exact same spot. Less than $2 euros. TOP fun ever!!!!!!

Now I’m depressed.

This is some stupid ass paper “eco bag”. Apparently washable and waterproof. It was originally 50 Euros?? Hippies who fall for this eco shit are morons…anyways…BAG IS AWESOME!!!

On sale for 5 Euro. Fun.

Did I tell you I found a super fancy umbrella right in the middle of the sidewalk. What kind of a dumb person would just leave it there. Rich country, rich country, I guess.

I am doing thousands of Fitbit steps like a senior….so I can work off the 1800 calories this langos will provide.

But with Arty and the crew being here and having this hotel hookup outside of airbnb (I get an awesome deal from the family who owns the dang fancy place I am staying at) I will be visiting VERY regularly.

I truly love it here and it’s so close and really feels like a fun romantic and historic….and quite fun and modern holiday. LOVE LOVE Bratislava and I adore my friends here. Why is everyone so fucking nice to me…gaghhghhaaaghhhh.

They are so delicious that I’ll probably die from flavourness and grease. Amazing.

I am up to about 1.5 liters grease intake and maybe….hrm, 8000 calories.

It’s barely noon.

This summer is all about the beeeeemeeer and Bulgaria and Greece. This is my last flying trip in a while…

Coffee awesome,too.

1.50 for both. A bargain in this Biden economy.

Even had Cali plates. I LOVE IT.

4 floors in the sky, elevator that opens directly into my tall bed, balcony overlooking old town, drinking 2 Euro LIDL rose. Fridge full of pickled herring, Bulgarian summer tomatoes, salt.

Fuck, this is just so gorgeous….

Recently acquired an Easter chicken made from ginger (I love ginger) covered in some type of a sweet goop. Heaven.