April 2023 – Page 4

Weird breakfasts I made over the last few days.

But why?

Yikes. Constant Vancouver weather over the last week…now another week.

AGHGHGHGHH.

None of my outdoor cats look impoverished – must be the gently warmed roasted bacon portions they’re currently enjoying.

I make the best borsch on earth.

It’s sweet and buttery. It’s the only “thin broth” I can make that absolutely explodes with flavor.

The secret, of course, is ginger, apple, sweet potato and lots of fresh and fatty pig that you boil down from 10am till 4:30 pm.

I’ll eat the whole pot, naturally.

HAPPY EASTER from the most authentic Ukrainian sushi restaurant ever.

I LOVE IT HERE…OMG OMG..

I can’t think of anything more humanly miserable than having kids.

The sign with the parenthood regret is especially interesting. No breeder will ever tell you the real truth….ever….because they’re full of shit, literally and figuratively.

OHHH they know I had chicken…they can smell it on my chubby greasy fingers.

What is this world coming to?

Had an afternoon chicken at the “rebranded” far cleaner chicken place. The finally removed all the fucking retarted foodball shit (and all the neonazi garbage) and the place feels fresh and somewhat even…..clean. I waited about 20 minutes for my chicken to be ready (the best thing is chicken that doesn’t rotate too much after it’s done – otherwise it gets dry) and holy fucking shit, it was just so melt in your mouth delicious. Since I am not allowing ANY booze in the house and no drinking….I splurged today on ONE beer and 1/2 bird. I really had a fun time…..super sunny and warm, too…20 degrees at 1700. AMAZING.