BLOGPOST – Page 113

If I was forced to either spend an hour meditating to this bhuddist bullshit…..

……or clean the local train station bathrooms, I would confidentially yell “PASS THE TOILET BRUSH, PLEASE”.

I no longer do zoos, you should not either.

This is what you get when you’re super poor.

130$ with no view….I have to keep the windows closed to avoid pigeons sneaking in and stealing my shit…. Boing boing…

City is completely packed….

PS. Hotel is actually OK..the people are nice and everything is spotless.

Riding the rails again.

Leaving Baden Baden towards Karlsruhe. Might spend my last night there.

If you don’t cover your mouth I think the driver can kick you off the bus.

Trip is incredible, just incredible… Spa is a bust.

So I wanted to sit in boiling hot water for a few hours in order to tone my buttocks and lose some weight but, since nobody works anymore, both spas are at capacity. I visited 3 times…. And each time the lady said it’s almost a 2 hour wait.

The naked spa I wanted to go to was also full. Even if you waited you could not get a ticket…. In fact the ticked guy wasn’t even there.

Sad.

My elegant French breakfast neighbours are enjoying teaspoon portions of “confiture” while I build a bratwrust and bacon “shotgun”.

Stupid sewage extractor… Woke me up before 9…..I’m calling the mayor.

Something about the smoked salmon here…

It’s so delicious… Normally I never go out of my way to eat the traditional 11 chunks. 11 is the sweet spot when it comes to salmon.

I receive up to the minute videos and photos from G2. Ugly looks a little stressed.

She is always concerned about something…

1st beer….

But zero alcohol again when I come back to BG. I think that will be my rule….

Wines and liquors 24/7.

I went to a coal mining museum.

Automatic luggage ascender. 1st time seeing this.

I guess if you’re a lazy cat, you can also hitch a free ride.

Ice train flying past….

Here…..

I’m adventuring like back in the days….very incredibly…

Real epic Black Forest ham from the Black Forest region.

A nice chunk to bring home for bedtime or shower snacking.

Crispy white bread, thinly sliced ham and pickles would make an awesome dinner…..maybe thickly sliced German butter (you can buy it a Janet…best butter ever…tastes almost like icecream).

When in Rome…….just had to….RICOLAAAAAAAAAA.

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Super not being a drinker in 2022…

Almost no booze this year outside of the “stint” in Vietnam…and yesterday’s 200ml of mulled wine was the 1st drink since Asia….crazy..

Today I got 4 tiny liquors. I’ll have one of the sour ones now…..sooooo excited…weeee..

You gotta play to play. My hands are orange from my constant onslaught of Christmas manadarines. YOLO.

One hour train to Germany’s famous Black Forest.

I’ve always wanted to visit. The plan is to walk around the actual super pretty forest, eat some Black Forest cake, eat a slice of Black Forest ham and visit the cuckoo clock factory.

Maybe a coocookoocooo is in my future.