Crazy cold today….yikes.
Author: chewyland
This evening I went through the biggest sushi stress of my life. Nothing worked out.
I was on the verge of just blending everything in anger into a sushi smoothie.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
No No..Birdie is not that fat, that’s just her “bad” side.
I am going through “backpack stress”.
More info to follow.
My fun Sunny Beach day continues. Bob has a new cat.
The task I dread is upon me.
Buying smelly chemicals….
Always a hoot. Whatta fun day.
Best Friday ever…I’ll eat 2 portions…maybe 5.
I also want to make it clear this dish still costs 5 Leva.
I just fucking paid 12 Leva at Janet for a small bottle of soya sauce.
The system is fucked.
This is HUGE and it’s coming to XBOX in a few hours.
It pretty much doesn’t HUGER than this……split multiplier on my 86 inch TV will be epic this summer.
Also coming to Switch with online.
Showcasing my brand new orange ZARA sweater.
Did you know ZARA is a fashion brand only for the very well heeled rich and famous? People such as Justin Bieber, Richard Dean Anderson and Sully Sullenberger have been seen frequenting the stores. The sweater is super heavy, warm and made from some of the most exotic wools in Chinese Asia. Custom made to match the cat’s ears and perfectly fit my nubile body.
Ohh, it also matches my cool new jacket and Amazon backpack….life doesn’t get better than this.
PS. The sweater was 10 Euros…I don’t know why…crazy sale..the pretty lady said it was over 100 originally.
Turkey slice egg pizza ON TURKISH BREAD.
Take that!!
It’s amazing how the egg gets soaked into the bread and makes this crispy egg-thing…it’s really fucking tasty…I will make more in the coming days…I have 5 more of these breads…they cost about a Euro.
Can’t do anything today. I’m cat- blocked.
Shopping for another super tiny table. No luck.
Back on the Kableshkovo express.
What a fun trip, I should really take the bus more often. Mall is crazy busy, shops are busy…jolly day.
Great tattoo choise. No judgement. Well, just a little.
Poor, sweet, mall girl….no way to recover from this…only amputation.
New. Looks like a shitty cookie cutter Vancouver development with ugly stainless steel appliances, gray and black…
Obligatory fake granite countertops….I’ll need to check website…
I am sooo HAPPY.
Coooold. Thank the lord I have my new Orange jacket keeping me protected from the evils.
I walked outside…to go for a walk and to find a place to sit and read…
….but at that second Burgas bus came…guess I’m off to Burgas.
I made a 4 bean and corn soup.
Used the blender. It’s all about SUPER PULSING, I am talking 1/100th of s second to get a little more coarse.
This fucking blender could start a tsunami if I was to dip it in the Black Sea.
If you eat around my last 2 prawns and my tiny piece of BBQ chicken this soup is 100% vegetarian……soooo fucking delicious and smokey.
Bread has certainly doubled in price.
This is the shitty and cheapest stuff no human should ever eat….it used to cost 80 Stotinki…
****ohhh and this IS the super cheap store****
It’s cold again but my cool jacket is keeping me hotter than muskrat in July.
Bike needs air…I give air..that’s how it all works.
A piece of shit rapist and a conman with his garbage dumpster mail order bride.
True love 4ever.
THE DIET IS WORKING!!
I am not joking, few months ago there is NO possibility of her sleeping in that box….she couldn’t even stand in it.
I still need to order the scale.
Chinese 4 lunch??? WHY NOT?
I still had a few prawns in the freezer from my prawn-kick last summer.
This week I eat everything from freezer…I have sooo much amazing stuff.
Shop no more. Very sad…very sad!!
My ideal dog.
If I lived a normal life I would TOTALLY have a dog.
Monday big walk day plus I realized my old backpack matches my rad coat perfect.
God is great.
God is great…
Wow, this lady really let herself go. Ewww.
