
I wonder if not paying the 90 cents invalidates the wish. Only the lord above knows forsure.

holiday everyday
Huge time and money saver. Did you know before AR, they just used huge styrofoam signs? Imagine the effort and expense.
I’m at the cat cafe that’s incidentally 2 blocks and a 1.5 minute walk from my fancy hotel.
I’ll be coming here every morning, of course.
Imagine convertible with a deep red canvas top and a 6 speed.
YES, THE FUCKING THING WAS BURGUNDY….AGHGHGHAHHASHDSHDHDHAHDH.
I’m in literal heaven.
Sorry…facts are facts.
Yes, I’m having daytime wine….but only because I’m on a trip. Zero booze policy at home still applies.
But also, the delicious cheese packaging color, matches the color of my bag. Life doesn’t get better than this…
I am not making this up, this is where I am staying all week…..this is literally my blog-update office till next weekend.
We’re having 1/2 a duck (quack quack) and Slovakian steak tartare….and….well..beer.
I don’t need to tell you how I’m feeling right now……