Author: chewyland

2026 was actually…kind of awesome!!!…mostly.

Beach and fireworks tonight IN THE FREEEZEEE.

Tiffany still looks completely brand new and softer than a pillowy swan. Sadly, she’s pregnant…again…

Showcasing my new chicken bag today, it’s sooooo cool. Also my webcam came for Windows Hello, some other computer bits including a Thunderbolt hub for some new shit.

I am also setting up a local AI but with text to speech (from camera mic) that will play back through my bluetooth speakers. Think ChatGPT and Gemini but with speech recognition…sort of like my beloved Alexa but actually with some brains.

It’s crazy sunny and almost really warm…if I wasn’t such a bitch I could honestly go for a walk in a T-Shirt…..for a while..

thank you for reading.

I am switching over to my winter holidays now which means just hanging out and not doing anything interesting over the coming 2 months.

Well..maybe a few trips, time will tell.

Everything is soooo relaxed…it’s 11am…and I think it’s time for a little nap, I’ve been up for almost 30 minutes. Yikes.

7 hours till girl and cats. I’ll try to sleep.

Bus is not stinky. No stupid perfumes or cigarettes. Perfect.

Taxi guy from airport was an ex cop. Average speed 150kph in his rackety Skoda. So fun.

I depart in 40 mins.

Sigh.

sighhhh..

Had to settle on an electric RAV4. Still cool as fuck.

Kelly left me with a small can of delicious aquatic slimy bits to remember him by.

This airport is smoother than a greased up earthworm. So perfect. Even found cheap beers.

2 for 8 euros, a fucking airport bargain.

3 hour flight ahead. Yawwwn.

Airport soon…sigh.

Everyone is waiting!!! Yay.

I also ate a burrito at the mall the size of a horse leg.

And Burger King.

Now I’m about to attack a whole wheel of French cheese.

Massive mall here.

The last few days were essentially the best days ever ever.

Off to Chinatown. Sleezy cheap pubs and sketchy food.

And such a bargain.

Just returned the scooter. Now it’s urban exploring day with a lager or two.