Author: chewyland

I’m in heaven.

Omg omg.

Brought my physical Dostoyevski book for the trip. I’ll read it romantically next to the Galata tower.

Smooth bussing so far.

Well, except the dead guy, of course.

Just so tired. Another holiday afoot. Heading to Istanbul for a few days for shopping and dining.

Ugly got a weird abscess on her back leg so she needed a vet visit yesterday. That was stressful. She will be 100% fine. But stressful and completely unnecessary. My nearby vet (literally a 7 minute walk) is God.

Ohhh yeah. A guy died on the bus from a heart attack. Literally…a man died on the bus.

I literally touched a dead body.

Lots of cat photos coming soon and Agatka will take me out for fine dining adventures.

Girl is taking care of apartment and cats and everything else. She’s my angel…in every sense of the word.

Don’t get me wrong, the crazy expensive trout caviar from the Russian store is by far the best but……this particular brand below mimics salmon caviar and it’s ABSOLUTELY OMG OMG 100% TASTY amazing. It’s 100% vegan and completely fake.

but..I gotta tell you…..it’s really close…the “pop” texture, the saltiness and overall flavor are fucking almost spot on!!!

I can’t wait to see what the future holds for this type of science-food.

99% of vegetarian food is fucking disgusting but this is spectacular.

ohh…and it’s not 30 Euros…it’s 3.

live love laugh!!!

**but please understand that most fake caviar brands are really really really bad**

Tastes amazing. Exactly like the other ones.

Amazing.

Actually this one is way sweeter.

Feels like 30 degrees today.

Probably not day off.

Maybe beach.

Feels like 30 degrees.

Makes no sense.

Party tomorrow.

In fact it’s my very favorite pastime.

This will be the center of the universe next summer.

Getting ready.

Reading Soviet literature.

Yes.

Fucking insane.

For a few days.

Burgas Tuesday.

This is the best time to be here.

OMG ELEMENT.

I still can’t believe this is my neighbourhood.

She loves to splurge on me. It’s how she buys my love.

Steak was amazing. Wow.

A bit too businessey for me but the kindle and prime and aws chapters were awesome.

Especially the beginning of ebooks and video streaming. That was super interesting.

Now I want to find a book that goes more in depth about aws history.

This book is worth your time.