Author: chewyland

Major backfire.

I have no fucking clue why the bag of IKEA buns cost 13 Leva.

The sausages were 6 (that’s fine).

I have no fucking clue why ketchup costs 12 Leva.

I ended up eating 2 of them, they REALLY were not that tasty (they are super tasty at the stores).

Shared the 3rd one with the cats (they were yelling at me madly, what choice did I have?)……ONLY TO FIND 3 NEAT PILES OF SWEDISH VOMIT AT 4AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOUSE.

IKEA is dead to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOO nice and warm out!!!!

….Cali-fornia’s eyes are no longer infected….she’s so plump now, almost the size of a rotisserie chicken.

OHH..IT WAS WARM TODAY!!!

I put a little bit of pesto on the fish and used the power-oven….so dang delicious.

I also added a little paprika. Wild.

I should eat more fish, maybe my hair will grow back.

And eat in bed.

I think I’m onto something revolutionary.

No bags of garbage and dishes.

No water or electricity waste.

Just a nice person coming to gate with nourishment.

Take Musk and Putin with you. Please do the planet a favor…..

You are all vile turd-monsters and history will not be kind to you.

It was 100% vegetarian before I added the Bulgarian sausage. I still find Bulgarian sausages like this without any flavor. It’s a shame…really strange.

Tongue for 1st time…it should be more tender (tenderer?).

We only stayed up till 3 last night. Almost no booze….perfect!!!

MADHOUSE OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT – FUCKING MADHOUSE.

Why can’t my stuff ever match?

I am switching my backpacks to the slightly larger Thule one in 2025. I need some extra room when since I can’t take the bike for my jars of mayo, sausages and radishes.

Sun over the next couple of days….THEN COMPLETE DEEP FREEZE.

No bike, no scooter….just legs….sad.

I love the fact that a lot of my goods are made by young children. The work gives them a little extra vape money and keeps them off the mean streets of Chongqing.

Flora is packed.

I bought Oreos for the 1st time in 5+ years…they are fucking delicious.

Dumpster beer was FANTASTIC!!!!! AS ALWAYS!!

I like coming here..it’s close and nice and warm and clean……..but I really wish I had a few more choices.

Also got take out sushi the other day…it was super expensive…and MAYBE somewhat worth it…?..maybe not?

I think to cut costs they make the soy sauce from WD40 and diesel….seriously, WTF?

Late night TEX-MEX chicken..and it was OK….but…..it’s so cold here now..that I think it’s actually the coldest ever….of all time.

NOTHING!!!

Can’t hang out on the balcony or even do lasers with Birdie. I think it’s -20 IN THE HALLWAY.

Might actually snow in the coming days. I am wearing socks INSIDE the house right now, wooly ones, like an Eastern European.

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Octopus and fake crap.

They had a few fresh crabs at Jane’s for 90 Leva each. I would need a job for that.

I REALLY should make zucchini more often. It’s so cheap and easy to make and tastes like jesus.

I am already on EP6…………….in one night.

Birdie hates it – so far not one on screen cat.

She only likes to watch films with cats.

Party tomorrow….today…..relaxing!!…I’m on holidays, finally.