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Decathlon just sent this AD to me.

Few more weeks of the orange rapist running the world into the ground and we will all be living under these…fighting for onions.

Trying to replicate Turkish Fishbread again.

One of my very favorite snacks. Cheap, easy and decadent.

No matter where I park.

Cats jump on my bike and try to steal it (I assume). And leave their evidence all over my seat. Freakkin, fancy rats…they are everywhere.

Bought a walking sausage and checked out..

…all the renovations. All of New Nessebar is completely UPSIDEOWN…..new everything!!! BRAVO.

Blood oranges and other stuff.

It’s slowly becoming summery!!

Woke up super early, it was SUNNYYYYYY..

Went for a super awesome ride at 9am then loads of shopping for everything…..I knew gloom was coming at noon.

Got some wine, currently drinking breakfast wine and eating terrible food with Sto. Happy Friday.

I wish that orange goo he applies every morning would catch fire.

Then he would die..and the whole world would celebrate with massive all night parties, drugs, chicks and awesome Trance music..

and sparklers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3rd price hike at my favorite lunch place…

….and I am officially starting to find it very hard to justify the expense…..even in a funny way, things are getting way too steep and I believe…unfairly so.

32 Leva for this and ZERO booze. Add a beer and a small tip and you’re at over 40. This is inequitable…..in my opinion, of course.

Also, the FUCKING VAPING…..so hard to enjoy a tasty meal when the smell in the air is a mixture of chemical-fake-peach and plastiky dog shit diarrhea mix. Cigarette smoking (equally vile) is, at the very least, forbidden…..so the dumb assholes need to go outside……

If you vape, consider a quick cyanide pill…..it’s painless……just please…..thank you….GOD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Liberation Day!!

FUCKING DIE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING CUNTS…ALL OF YOU.

They’ve just been acting like 2 normal cats..

Over the last…well 1.5+ years……I have no clue why….they are also running around everywhere like teenagers…..no clue why…they are old..older than me.

Well, it’s 7 degrees out.

I have not left the house.

Not even to take out the garbage. It’s sooooo cold and just so boring outside……

Essentially middle of winter here. We’re all gonna die.

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Clock day is the worst.

Everything goes completely haywire + all the wasted time changing all the clocks in the house…………….this is why for the 1st time in a while I had a beer for breakfast. Just to calm my nerves.

Here is a business idea that can easily pay off. A mobile clock “adjuster” where, for a fee, you visit people’s homes and change all of their clocks.

I would pay 60 Euros for that service, easy. I’ve got 6 clocks…10 each….fair.

So never frozen completely fresh chicken…

……IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than just “standard” chicken you find at the store.

This was soooooo shockingly tasty…just melts in your mouth. I added a little bean sauce….OMG!!

I have 2 more pieces for tomorrow…..well 3…but Ugly will eat one, obviously. Fucking cat climbing my back trying to steal…..she’s still acting and looks like she’s a year old…makes no sense.