Author: chewyland

Maybe a Starbucks double double.

..IS HAPPENING…

I need to change that…I think it’s 0 outside right.

Yes 0….if you walked outside right now you would freeze and die in 0 seconds.

It’s this bad.

Turkish pork salad. You use the lettuce to make little sweet hot togs. Is nice!

Avec scoopeaux de ‘naisse, paprika frites and vegan lettuce.

Hiding is a whole pack of German bacon (pictured).

I can make pork like this literally melt in your mouth. It’s crazy…..but…you just have to catch the store at the right time – the day they get the good stuff from the nearby villages.

Just amazing how good it tastes. I gave ugly a huge chunk with no salt of spices, after gnawing it vigorously, she said “thank you” then went to sleep for 12 hours = YOLO.

Other than that…nothing happening here…cold and clouds and sadness.

IT’S FUCKING CURRENTLY -2….MINUS TWO.

Which means “mayonnaise in the sink”.

Which also means….time to crack open the Corona and start on my world famous salsa!!! OLE!!

Everyone is excited.

FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.novinite.com/articles/229485/Bulgaria+Celebrates+the+Day+of+the+Christian+Family+and+Youth

With sweet potatoes (with onions and mushrooms and Italian cheese).

I am making Mexican tomorrow…so I need my strength today!!!

Just went outside, brain can’t compute this weird heat when I opened the door.

It was even 1 degree warmer at 1am…wtf?

But for its inaugural mission, I have used it to fry. Sorry.

I made a super-batch of super-tasty, super-veggie tempura.

It REALLY worked out. Key is to make tiny batches and eat one/two at a time as they are ready, hence lack of proper photos.

sooooooooooooooooo easy.

But it makes a mess and you have to get the oil temp just right…

From now on I will be deep frying everything, obviously.

It was +18 today….which is nuts.

Also…complex across from me is having a huge party…I can hear the music as if it’s playing inside my place. I’m not going, I think it’s old people (40+)….ewww, not my thing.

I went out at 7PM…and it’s soooooooooooooooooo warm.

BUT WHY?

Love coming here.

This meal costs 5 FUCKING EUROS…how can you beat a 5 Euro lunch?

The beer is 2.

Place is super clean a cozy…as I mentioned before.

AND it’s 1.5 minute walk..

My life is very predictable at this moment….I wanted a nice Varna trip on bike but it’s just toooooo cold and slippery…I would die.

Didn’t actually sleep in today because I went to bed before midnight.

Ukrainian coffee shop is great for food, afternoon lager and banter. And it’s cheap cheap cheap..and warm and cozy…

and everyone is so fucking nice….even had my Amazon delivered here.

Plus fluffy the cat is always on standby..

Life doesn’t get better than this.

It’s amazing to have cat food and candy delivered right to your door. Anything helps.

having cat litter delivered right to your door is a lifesaver. Thank you, Amazon and thank you for reading this blog post.

The omelette was just incredible.

They make them super slowly in the oven, they almost melt in my mouth. Since they are not fried, they’re about as good for you as apple slices.

At my age, eating well is becoming more and more impactful.

#SUPERFOOD

Tomorrow is party day!!