Author: chewyland

That moronic face = 90 days in jail.

I have not left the house today….just to take out garbage and greet the Amazon man (of course I was in the shower when they called…AGAIN).

Always stupid shit to do and the last 2 days have been almost overwhelming with doing stuff…..but really doing nothing. Makes no sense. I find myself doing 400 small tasks but in the end….nothing important is actually done.

Even the mount came in a plastic box. What the fuck for?

I had this crazy idea to grab a chunk of sourdough, make some pulled pork THEN add sour cherry (really fancy and expensive jam from Bulgaria) and mix it all together. Easily top 5 meals again of 2022 in terms of sheer flavor. I crisped the bread…fuck it was GOOOOOD.

Restaurant in Poroy with super plump meatballs and the new owner is CRAZY about Julio.

I AM THE VERY 1ST GUEST HERE WHO ORDERED FOOD…..

I will have to come back again next week, of course.

And funny for a country that lives in the 17th century with the vast percentage of the population living in unimaginable poverty.

I bet this is what Nadia Comăneci ate everyday and also the reason why she got that perfect score.

They mandarins are sweet as butter and the fuckin’ blueberries – might as well be the best blueberries I’ve ever eaten in my life. Super sweet and pop in your mouth.

I thought this was some type of a Photoshop joke. My goodness, the cockroaches are such a fucking farce. Humanity will be talking about the russian military in a comedic sense for decades (and unprecedently criminal, of course).

Disgraceful fools.

….straight from Kiev. More on this, soon…

I assembled everything by hand, no power tools, I wanted to “feel” the craftsmanship.

More photos coming…..my place is starting to look fucking epic…exactly the way I have always wanted + I have some space for projects!!!!

The portion of pork cabbage just like this one would cost about 3.50 Leva just a few years ago. Now it’s almost 12 Leva.

BUT BUT BUT…this is the tastiest and sourest cabbage pork “bigos” since I was in Poland. FUCK IT’S DELICIOUS.

I would pay 30.

My angry face is even more bitter.

Wed it’s supposed to be 24 degrees. God is great.

It’s super monsoon proof. No rain and no wind. I rode with it on the way back from Burgas and it’s fucking amazing…and it was cheap….25 Euros, baby….and 5 year warranty.

…but I still have a long way to go.