I had to run home for exactly 10 minutes.

I do Alexa timers, they seem to help me with focus.

Feed the cats.

Put the new cat magnet on fridge.

Drop off my beans. Making bean and celery puree soup this evening…..

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Manitoba is looking good.

The garbage ladies are out in full force trying to tidy up the hood’.

But still……garbage everywhere…fucking shitty. Fighting “lack of culture” is hard.

It smells so nice here after a rain.

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Amazon brought me a highly advanced beach bag yesterday. Showcasing it today for the locals.

It’s lighter than a kaiser bun (even with sesame seeds) and folds into one, too. Literally fits into my pocket. It was needlessly overpriced but has a lifetime warranty and appears to be very well made. One pocket for my AirPods, the other for my book and a small morning gin. Don’t need anything more than that otherwise shit just gets lost.

It appears I’m back in the alco-ditch again but I’m allowing myself 100ml or less (2 shots a day). Just a small morning gin-based beach buzz…. THAT’S IT.

Zero beer, zero wine.

Also. I would never really buy this weird camo design but I actually like it. “Funouflage”…..get it FUN CAMOUFLAGE….I should be on Letterman.

Moving on…

Today is a crazy busy day…..I have to find some cool cat and Sunny Beach flair for the new bag. It currently looks so sad and nude.

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I made a very traditional Northern Eastern sweet onion dish.

7 small Bulgarian onions, super sweet, sauteed for 2 hours in my Crock-Pot…then added tiny bit of butter and a BBQ chicken leg….more sauteeing for 2 hours where the chicken mostly melts in the butter and among the onions.

Served in a traditional 13th century Calico mug and small wooden spoon. So delicious.

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I had to actually take out…

..cash today in as long as I can remember. The veggie shop nearby STILL doesn’t take cards (but they are super shady, so I don’t care)…but even the little one person veggie shop across from Mladost has a terminal.

Still about 10-15 years behind…..but it’s getting better and better…yesterday the beach bar (fucking expensive)…took contactless payment without issues….

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I made a fake crab sandwich last night. But why?

I am sad this blog is all about food and cat photos…..but it’s only darkness and rain and clouds outside…THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING. In fact I am just cleaning the house over and over again, literally cleaning things….that are already clean.

Wish I could organize the balcony but more rain coming.

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2 more days, bitches.

I won’t be eating any watermelon, of course. Watermelon is for criminals.

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