..this is the second worst thing that exists today. ALL of these people should be placed in a dirty toilet and swiftly flushed.
Month: January 2023
OMG fucking hell…soooo perfect.
Love the domain name.
Cotswolds walk-in-the-muck. Be jealous.
My morning pre-breakfast pork roll.
We visited Jeremy Clark son’s farmshoppe. Contrary to their website, it was closed. Very sad.
Sushi in Cheltenham. This costs, with tap water… no other stuff… 70$.
You gotta have your morning walk…
No fucking shit…. Sherlock.
If you’re eating warm sourdough and gooey cheese, you’re doing just fine…
HOT TUB SAUSAGE PARTY…
Why don’t we go for a small walk?
A proper breakfast for a growing boy.
I even had ginger ale and some super fancy roast beef for desert <<—- NOT available in Bulgaria.
Not many poor people here.
Or people wearing tracksuits/pajamas. What a place to shop for snacks and other delights…..wooowwwaaweeewahh.
Probably the only dentist office where…
you are actually happy to visit and are sad leaving. Here is some inside info, I got a new filling (cracked tooth on a stupid fig) and a full Cavitron cleaning. I am so fucking happy.
Remember these?
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The cat blouse didn’t fit me, sadly.
I don’t remember feeling this happy and….
enjoying everything soo much and having so much fun…..since the day I was born.
So much fun around here….every moment of every second….
Shopping at THE ALDI.
Food here costs 1/3 LESS than Bulgaria.
You gotta eat….
I am in the Cotswolds with the coolest people on the planet.
….What are you doing with your life?
Luton isn’t very pretty. Bypass it.
I have never been this excited IN MY FUCKING LIFE.
Kelly is picking me up here at Starbucks then whisking off to the land of the rich and famous. The Volvo will be at my door here in a moment….I am shaking in excitement…not kidding…
Midnight chicken in Luton.
Trip is absolute butter, with the flight, Burgas airport, the super fast and friendly bus ride from Sunny to arriving in Luton and getting past 1000s of people (everyone is coming back from their holidays, it’s literally Lutton airport’s busiest 24hours of the year).
I got past passport control somehow with my Bulgarian ID card…maybe she thought I was Ukrainian (crazy 1st class treatment for Ukrainian refugees everywhere I go…which is good..FUCK RUSSIA – FUCKING COCKROACH MURDERERS AND THIEVES!!!…decades of oppressing and stealing from the people of Europe by these pieces of shit is finally about to end…..the country is going back to the stone age and I could not be happier……**remember I was born in Poland…Russia fucked and plundered Poland, too…stole everything and murdered 1000s of Poles for no reason at all….).
Good day.
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Ugly gets super stressed when I leave…. But but… She’s regularly petted by Max, fed, heated floors and complete safety.
She sleeps 97% of the time…
But I’m still secretly sad… Cats are soooo funny and fun.
New Honda. It’s gorgeous, almost perfect. Just wish they would mimic the seat more after the CB750 from the 70s (thicker and more straight-flat).
Perfection.
Here wo go.
But check this. Even lighter this time but only because I’m flying into opulence with most things available to me at the local village shops or overnight Prime. I actually ordered yet another Osprey pack just to see what it’s all about along with a bagazillion other things to mule back from UK (on my Amazon UK account).
Take that fucking Brexit.
I even have my SUPER fucking heavy 14 inch Mac and a spare raincoat again. I love this bag and light travel. This really makes a huge difference in traveljoy.