I can’t even imagine the feels.

My stupid sister just sent me this screenshot from her phone. She apparently doesn’t have any money to charge her phone – or maybe she doesn’t know how to.

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Borsch evening.

I will OUT BORSCH ANYONE for one million dollars anytime, anywhere…..I should attend every global borsch competition and become a millionaire…..maybe a billionaire.

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The “City Janets” on Flower St. is my go to when I have to walk…

…it’s still clean and tidy and friendly…awesome.

Except expensive……but it’s expensive everywhere…

(bike has been parked for a few days now…it’s just too cold to ride, roads are cold, tires are cold and I am not confident enough for 5 degree jaunts….I don’t think I will ride for at least a couple of weeks…sigh).

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I am being super strict..

..with Sto’s diet and I think she’s starting to understand why. Being fat is gross. She gets a tiny bit of diet meat-pack for breakfast..then 1/3 pack at night (also diet meat) + no constant access to crunchies (they are up above where she can’t jump to them)…

but…..she ALSO gets a few diet crunchies now and then throughout the day….3 or 4 at a time…..everyone is on the right track.

Her bluetooth Fitbit scale is coming on Friday and she will have her own profile on my phone app.

Thank you for reading.

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Turkish street food – pilaf for lunch. I live this sooooo much.

Left over sushi rice and a chicken breast and chickpeas…. THAT’S IT ..it’s a perfect dish.

It is generally served in a street cart made of glass where all the different ingredients are layered. Just FUCKING amazing…OHHHMMMMMYGGGGG and it’s sooo dang buttery.

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON THE STREETS OF ISTANBUL.

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Peas sandwich. Tried to replicate the packaging.

Nutrition. Peas are a good source of vitamins C and E, zinc, and other antioxidants that strengthen your immune system. Other nutrients, such as vitamins A and B and cholesterol, help reduce inflammation and lower your risk of chronic conditions, including diabetes, heart disease, and arthritis.

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Showcasing my brand new orange ZARA sweater.

Did you know ZARA is a fashion brand only for the very well heeled rich and famous? People such as Justin Bieber, Richard Dean Anderson and Sully Sullenberger have been seen frequenting the stores. The sweater is super heavy, warm and made from some of the most exotic wools in Chinese Asia. Custom made to match the cat’s ears and perfectly fit my nubile body.

Ohh, it also matches my cool new jacket and Amazon backpack….life doesn’t get better than this.

PS. The sweater was 10 Euros…I don’t know why…crazy sale..the pretty lady said it was over 100 originally.

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Turkey slice egg pizza ON TURKISH BREAD.

Take that!!

It’s amazing how the egg gets soaked into the bread and makes this crispy egg-thing…it’s really fucking tasty…I will make more in the coming days…I have 5 more of these breads…they cost about a Euro.

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