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Got takeout again. It’s so cheap and so tasty….honestly 1/10 cost of what it would be to make this at home.

No dishes. Delicious.

Just over 50 cents each…that’s crazy-ass.

I am making chicken bites for ugly this evening (and a sweet treat for myself), she puked up some of the Amazon food today (the little crunchy treat stuff)….changing food should be super gradual, she’s has a very delicate and picky palate.

Or maybe she’s just pissed at something..

…is coming to SUNNY!!!! Fuck ya…

Ohh yes yes. I bring my own cutlery now – like a super rich aristocrat.

When you wear potato sacks, are you fashionably allowed to change them up. Different color tops mixed with different bottoms. Do they always have to match?

I bet I’ll never know….sigh.

…has the most beautiful motorcycle IN THE WORLD…THAT’S IT…..PERIOD.

..to sit in the sun outside.

I think her flying days are finally behind her.

hopefully.

It’s fascinating how brand new she still looks and works. Still yells at me like she did 1000 years ago.

Opening 5 minutes cruise away from me. I will come back when all the icky people leave….brand new…I guess the coffee shop here failed…..because it was always empty and boring.

Did you know it’s cool for low IQ “vape bros” to take photos of each other…and as they release the garbage chemicals into the air….they post them online….their faces in the smoldering feces coming from the plastic mouth penis/vape thing….I FUCKING HATE THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!

Weekend here so it’s all good. Can’t wait for Flower St. KFC….some fine dining downtown, finally.

…and brand new, as ever.

Only petted her once…..sigh..

Finished MADMAX which was awesome.

This is a new JRPG designed for 10 year old autistic loners. It’s soooo good.

I added a little too much white pepper which made sauce spicy as fuck….but…still GLORIOUSNESS IS GLORIOUS!!

RIGHT TO MY GRAVE…but today I buckled and decided to share this “behind the scenes” part of my incredibly hectic and complex life.

I use a 5 Euro battery powered shaver in front of the camper mirror to trim my sexy mustache when nobody is looking in order not to make a huge hairy-mess at home.

Thank you for reading.

This is all that arrived today in a box. 90 cent can of tomatos.

This world is going to hell because of this….

I’m assuming it’s 5200 calories per teaspoon.

Free shipping rules. Why leave the bed, ever???

I got stuck 8km into a washed out muddy road. Almost dropped my bike 100 times.

THEN

I got super scared and decided to turn back.

I almost died.

One of my favorite flavors of all time….

The potato-sacks are out and things are quite lively..the weather is incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Condor bar tomorrow for the 1st time in years!!

My god it’s pretty here. Million photos coming.

I’ll be up super early before noon.

My hotel is only a few weeks old, the service and rooms impeccable as is the tripe soup. This is my heaven.

I was even provided a cat for the evening, naturally.

(hotel booking apps should have a little option asking if want a cat for the duration of your stay – I might be only a million dollar idea here).