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IT’S FUCKING MASSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, this is the new IKEA motto…finally some proper motivation.

I’ve been waiting for months for this.

They are smaller than the palm of my Hand. Can’t even feel their weight. Like lifting a piece of paper.

This photo is super zoomed.

…for my veal!!!

How is this vile criminal not in solitary?

(in case you are wondering, this is a real photo)

It’s time for a trip to Kableshkovo to read my book and have a Turkish feast.

FUCK YA.

Which is fine…

And filet-o-fish.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

The little LED light at the end stopped “glowing” and Temu gave me a refund (of course). I told Sto to CHEW THE CABLE…CHEW THE CABLE STO..CHEW CHEW….in anger.

Thank you for reading.

A few tasks….the front lights are STILL only half done…I need to get my shit together.

Isn’t it gorgeous?

I can’t believe the quality of everything I have bought from this AMAZING website. Long live Temu, long live child labour that is making it all possible.

Pictured below is Changying Fang, evening shift manager.

I JUST TURNED ON MY AIRCON…IT’S SOOOO HOT OUT.

JESUS LIZARD!!

Chicken with Chickpeas. Added some onions and a tiny bit of malt beer and teriyaki sauce. So easy and cheap…and delicious.

Grabbed her from the new beer shop 3 minutes away….this will be my regular winter lunch.

This is Calicofornia. New Gerber 2 cat. She was the size of a computer mouse just a few days ago.

….to Antarctica. I had to wear a sweater scootering back from the restaurant.

6pm and everyone is asleep…it will probably be dark out in 30 minutes.

aghhhhh

It’s only missing melted cheese and maybe ketchup.

Yikes…what an odd thing to put on the menu. Something I would make at 5am after clubbing with 4 things in the fridge.

Sunny Beach REALLY needs a new decent place to eat. Not only Flora doubled its prices…..it’s just not as tasty around here anymore….not sure….something is missing from the 1st year they were here, the super flavours are gone.

OMG

I stole some spices from airport Nando’s…..

SOOOO GAYYYYYY…I love them.

Thank you Temu, and thank you to the little kids who sewed them with their tiny little callus filled fingers. “children labour is the future of e-commerce”!!!

….too chubby for my liking but not feeding her person food, her life has completely transformed. She now looks like a massive kitten.

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