The secret? The carrot adds the sweetness.

Pairs great with some Star Trek.

Mine is way cooler!!!

This is the cat that guards the nearby complex. You almost have to see him to believe it, at pet him. He’s literally like a lion, I wouldn’t even try to lift him, too heavy. So friendly. This massive huge mass of meat….like a cat-cow.

Did you know that spicy curly fries are actually super good for you?

Out on Flower and Iglika till 4am last night (thankfully only one small gin) and today…I had a small shot of lime gin and soda for breakfast…off to the beach. It’s Friday..

There is more butter here than the weight of 3 hockey pucks.

I am making a very special meal for tonight’s party!!!!!!!!!!

I will park the bike for a few days – she doesn’t love love this super hot weather.

My Moroccan dish has to wait till tomorrow, I am just TOO FULL.

Credit card terminal coming next week and a huge fish stand in the back.

What is happening around here…madness….

Go figure…

I need to start taking better selfies.

Today early sleep and tomorrow about 100 things will need to be done. A couple restaurants (I want sheep soup), LIDL, Moroccan evening food, swim up bar, clean the bike, MAYBE FUCKING START CLEANING THE BALCONY…….or maybe not.

Almost looks like a neighbourhood in a 1st world country – amazing.

I am getting REALLY good at all this stuff. There is about a 10 to 1 ratio of veggies to rice…I used barely 1/6 of a cup…..barely a handful. So fucking tasty.

Some new abandoned cars would look amazing in their place.

If someone offered me one billion dollars in cash…just came with a big truck full of cash in exchange for this cat. I HONESTLY, from the bottom of my heart, wouldn’t do it.

Also, this is truly the worst cat ever made.

is the only beach bar…that really feels like a true beach bar around here.

I mean…..all the beach bars here are INCREDIBLE….but this one feels like a place in Thailand or Mexico…..hard to explain. I love it here and it’s not expensive and everyone is “normal”. I will come here all the time.

So hot…just so hot.

BUT…I enjoy coming here more and more, it’s certainly a very different place than Sunny. Nobody anywhere….it’s crazy hot, everyone sleeping or in the sea/pool. #smart

Nothing makes sense.