Everyone goes NUTS when “ham is in town”.

I got a super tasty Ukrainian beer and my book is awesome. Essentially just a fun adventure story into the lives of the mostest-stupidest people who have ever lived and the largest (and funniest) financial fraud in human history. It’s essentially adventures of cabbageheads, empty brains and greedy gamblers, gullible marks and the tech-obtuse…. and a handful of people who exploited them and took their real money in exchange for FUCKING NOTHING.

This world is a fascinating place.

When someone says to you that 90+% of the world’s population is pigeon-dumb, don’t be offended because it’s a fact.

It’s 3 days old and actually not street legal. Almost 220hp. Think about that. Dude bought it from Dinko….yes, my Dinko in Varna.

The owner is breaking it in then taking it to Germany for track only use. Apparently when the bike is in GPS range of certain tracks you can then (and only then) electronically unblock 100% power.

Some people have all the fun….

New book is funny, Bistro fried chicken was not tasty, super hot out, lots of places are closed – Sea Of Stars (a game for girls between the ages of 3 and 7) is absolutely amazing. Highly recommended.

I need to buy a new phone soon.

New computer STILL has not arrived.

But…when you go outside at around 11pm….it’s fucking freezing….

Made stew (pronounced “stu”) for the very 1st time and it was FUCKING PERFECT. Didn’t use Guiness because it’s impossible to find right now but the pork was really melting in my mouth, the gravy even had this awesome, almost soury flavor. This really worked out perfectly. I still have a batch of leftovers for this evening…..ole!!

….then I don’t want to be right.

Wake up to a crazy super hot day (aircon is on)…once 6PM comes around it gets almost opposite cold. I would hate to be on my bike in the middle of a highway right now going from hot and sun to deathly ice cold in a span of an hour.

Weird.

Almost 30 again this weekend….I should plan a holiday.

It’s huge and it’s epic, especially the additional tablet holder on top.

More later.

Especially Tiffany.

Imagine it falling on your leg or your torso, all the gross gooey crap you have inside such as livers and kidneys would ooze out and you would die right away.

Put 4 REAL bucks in and the machine spots out a piece of metal of no value.

Kinda like buying crypto where financially obtuse dopeys trade real money for 0 value nonsense/fraud… Fun.

Only compliments from anyone I see. It’s huge when unrolled or tiny when fully sinched. Comfy and completely waterproof with all the necessary mounting points for the back of the bike 10/10.

Plus I look like an adventurer who arrived on a kayak.

Double 6 inch with double ham and double mayo and double pickles and black olives. I would eat this everyday, if it was socially acceptable.

Woke up in my super comfy loft, summer outside, spending day here then picking up bike.

Bike has new brake fluid a computer upgrade/reflash and service lights reset. Zero fucking issues reported, she’s as good as new.

Prepare yourselves for a full review of the new upgraded Givi bag. Apparently to make the zippers last you should a little bit of Vaseline. I should take a video of that….applying Vaseline to a zipper, I wonder how many likes I would get for that.

Supposed to be premium.

Piece of shit lasted exactly 2 years. Essentially the warranty period (if that).

New one coming tomorrow…but I’m still pissed and I’ll continue to yell till I get my money back or I’ll fly to Italy and get into fistfight with the person who decided to use 20 cent zippers from the 20 cent store.

Fuckers.