
I have GnR tickets and you don’t….cuz you dumb.

holiday everyday

What a crazy world we live in!!!
Over 60 million bucks russian cockroaches spent on misinformation in BG and RU to keep us out…..pheew.
Now the Euro…hopefully next year we can move away from the completely pointless currency that is the Bulgarian Leva (that’s costing the country millions).
Fuck russian cockroaches and fuck the russian political party that’s still slithering around Bulgaria’s politics…..FUCK YOU, you fucking primitive cunts.
Thank you for reading my rant.
AND GREECE, TOO!!

It’s 0 degrees or maybe -100.
I’m going on an old school beer walk around Sunny.
May God have mercy on my soul.



I have to wake up super early before noon. Maintenance-people are coming to do some painting and bathroom stuff…and I am going back to Burgas to explore some more. Holiday Monday tomorrow!!!
Rain continues..but it should be around 17 tomorrow…good enough 4 me.






People are having a party outside again.
I made a steak with my world famous garlic-tomato warm sauce, had a beer….and reading my book. This is what I do now.
Living like a senior citizen.





Almost done my book on oil tanker piracy and super behind the scenes life of a modern seaman working on a container ship.
SOOO GOOD.
**I really need to write more about my FUCKING AWESOME Burgas trip yesterday….it was sooo whirlwind and so fun. Urban hiking and talking with no less than 25 people…easily.
Everyone was so NICE and interesting…whatta aaaaahh fun day.
Must go back this weekend…hot wine calls.


…that I brought home from Burgas. It was soggy with ham-juice and mayonaisse. Ate it with Sto, she loved it.
Quite frankly this might have been the best Subway experience in years. It was that good. The guy with the massive ears made it for me at Burgas mall. He never balks at my extra extra extra requests. Love a bud!!



Maybe a Starbucks double double.















..IS HAPPENING…
I need to change that…I think it’s 0 outside right.
Yes 0….if you walked outside right now you would freeze and die in 0 seconds.
It’s this bad.


Turkish pork salad. You use the lettuce to make little sweet hot togs. Is nice!







Avec scoopeaux de ‘naisse, paprika frites and vegan lettuce.
Hiding is a whole pack of German bacon (pictured).



I can make pork like this literally melt in your mouth. It’s crazy…..but…you just have to catch the store at the right time – the day they get the good stuff from the nearby villages.
Just amazing how good it tastes. I gave ugly a huge chunk with no salt of spices, after gnawing it vigorously, she said “thank you” then went to sleep for 12 hours = YOLO.
Other than that…nothing happening here…cold and clouds and sadness.




And saffron..
Zero meat = which means I am “woke”.
It’s REALLY cold outside.



IT’S FUCKING CURRENTLY -2….MINUS TWO.

It’s now time to rest!!!


Which means “mayonnaise in the sink”.
Which also means….time to crack open the Corona and start on my world famous salsa!!! OLE!!
Everyone is excited.


FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With sweet potatoes (with onions and mushrooms and Italian cheese).
I am making Mexican tomorrow…so I need my strength today!!!



Just went outside, brain can’t compute this weird heat when I opened the door.
It was even 1 degree warmer at 1am…wtf?

But for its inaugural mission, I have used it to fry. Sorry.
I made a super-batch of super-tasty, super-veggie tempura.
It REALLY worked out. Key is to make tiny batches and eat one/two at a time as they are ready, hence lack of proper photos.
sooooooooooooooooo easy.
But it makes a mess and you have to get the oil temp just right…
From now on I will be deep frying everything, obviously.
It was +18 today….which is nuts.
Also…complex across from me is having a huge party…I can hear the music as if it’s playing inside my place. I’m not going, I think it’s old people (40+)….ewww, not my thing.






I went out at 7PM…and it’s soooooooooooooooooo warm.
BUT WHY?


Love coming here.
This meal costs 5 FUCKING EUROS…how can you beat a 5 Euro lunch?
The beer is 2.
Place is super clean a cozy…as I mentioned before.
AND it’s 1.5 minute walk..
My life is very predictable at this moment….I wanted a nice Varna trip on bike but it’s just toooooo cold and slippery…I would die.
