The Segway has essentially been my best purchase in the last 200 years.

This is just such a fucking monster. I can be anywhere and anytime in seconds (not minutes) and the technology inside with all the sensors and motors and brakes and shit is insane…the way it works so cohesively and magically. I’m still sticking with Eco mode and cruise control at about 17kph…..that’s the sweet spot for a person enjoying his twilight years.

Sport or boost mode just mulches your brain…it’s just fucking crazy….just fucking crazy.

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I love Mondays.

I love Mondays. After sleeping all morning I always like to have a little “me” time.

Water bowls for the Flora cats. I like that. Scorching heat right now, 31…..very unusual.

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I snuck my own bread and lemon juice..

….to White Rose to make my own Turkish Fish Bread WITH EPIC SUCCESS!!!

It is just sooo much cheaper to eat out these days than having to spend 60-80 Leva at the shop and not having anything left a day or 2 later.

And no FUCKING DISHES to wash.

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Temu is so weird.

I keep buying crap from them and they not only keep refunding my orders (because they think I’m not getting them) but also ADDING 5 Euros extra on my account as a “sorry”. They just don’t understand that shipping to BG gets handed over to my super nice Speedy guy who arrives at my door. Whatever…I don’t care….free shit is free shit.

Don’t get me started on Amazon. NOW THEY FREAKKKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN have free shipping but not only that…a little screw was missing from one of my mounts so…they refunded me BUT ALSO…they manufacturer refunded me…….THEN sent me a screw.

I also yelled at Amazon why 2 of my orders I had to pick up from the Econt courier office (2 minutes away)…they had no explanation….refunded. Weird.

Also…my cool rubber clubbing shoes arrived….if they aren’t a cool fashion statement, I don’t know what is?

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