You want this.

I added spicy beets and horseradish.

You want this….

EVER IN MY LIFE..and that includes Greece and Thailand. Sunny looks completely deserted…not even one place by the pool..nobody on the streets..nobody on the patios…even the coffee shop I went to for lunch..was EMPTY!!

Feels like some fucking zombie movie out there.

I have to go home at ALL COSTS…it’s 21 inside….

They are so fucking nice and the food is great..and the aircon is full.

It would have been instant death.

Now I can sleep here.

Everything is so nice. Fuck.

They shouldn’t just be sleeping days…they should also be fun days. Nesebar new town is awesome and I got seafood risotto, which is realistically just cheap 20 cent rice with some cheap carp from Manitoba.

It was oddly tasty.

Also picked up my Temu and had a nice afternoon cake and cold coffee. The cake was hot, which is good….

(I like how the POS cybertruck became a global joke…just like I said it would).

It’s so busy here at 11pm that I can’t even walk around…it’s just packed.

I took my scooter (forget about scootering)..but even walking around is just insane.

No better place to buy anything breaddy.

Even their simit is 10x better than the stuff you get in Taksim……nothing makes sense.

I can’t stop.

I am starting to love takeout and not spending 70 leva at the fucking supermarket everyday…then washing 33 dishes every evening..

Check out LIDL today….I “popped in” to grab a few little things.

Never again.

Doesn’t anyone work anymore…don’t they have anything better to fucking do?

Just for the antics alone…

You probably get a free one at the and of every pay period as a perk.

Super fun day….

Ginger and garlic and peppers and 3 different onions and cream..

No meat.

Meat is expensive.

It’s probably the busiest around town (and especially new Nesebar…)..that I have ever seen….EVER.

Chicken breast with cheese in broth.

I continue to be Ugly’s best friend for life.

Thank you Amazon.

Thank you free shipping….

#BESTIES

Super simple Thursday weekend burger…so tasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so fucking lazy, putting off my Varna holiday for days.

I need to get my shit together and start packing…

This is normal.

The conversation turned to artificial intelligence and machine learning….and…now…it appears my date fell asleep.

Never seen this before.

I really need to learn Russian soon….the friendly amphibious attack is coming soon and I will be enslaved.

Maybe I will become a security guard or work in the potato fields.

They are sold as crab leg meat but in reality it’s just sirimi (Pollock)..in a ball then deep-fried and coated…then some cool and smart people have a job where they insert a dead crab leg end (which is actually real) to the end of it….to make it?? look??? like a piece of crab meat is inside.

This world is fucked to fuck.

I need to come visit soon and PARTY PARTY and do some Spanish shopping…….and PARTY PARTY. I really need a proper holiday!!!

I had to get some sleep. I’m not the young raver I once was.

Really into these pickled fishes for breakfast.

The fried one was super tasty but I think I like the pickled stuff morer….and especially the 20Leva portions of octopus. It’s worth it for me considering an ugly and depressed cheeseburger around here costs 15.

and yes….I was drinking beer at 4AM..

I love Mondays!!!

AND LARKIN IS LAUGHING AT HIM…CLEARLY…

I feel so Mediterranean…..and lazy.

Mobday is a day off…..tomorrow is 100% relax day.

Well, except the fact I’ll be up at 5am drinking beer and dancing and watching the sunrise.

Live Love Laugh.