Everything is wrought in madness and confusion.

Looks super comfy.

IT WAS AWESOME!!

Let’s hope 4 rain..please Jesus Lizard….just some coolness and water from the sky..please…

My pork ears were epic.

She asked me to buy one more set……how can I say no to those ears?

…orange moon. What a perfect night to get shitfaced and roam around Sunny and yell at people (it’s still crazy busy).

But alas. I am still on an ABSOLUTELY ZERO booze diet (I did have a sip of that champagne in Varna…but I was celebrating and it was only 2 sips).

Maybe booze at Christmas, time will tell.

11PM, it’s time for bed, some XBOX DOOM and almonds.

Ugly for a full case of chicken to gnaw…everyone is appeased.

Might do something fun tomorrow.

I will take the recipe to the grave but I am willing to share the ingredients. You will need 2 items, potatoes and carrots.

There….I’ve said enough..

I got kicked off the big seating place…I get it…..they moved me to the small table……..THEN they asked me to just sit at the bar in the corner…..and now there are people waiting for a table. Amazin’.

My book and food are awesome and summer is in full swing here!!!

Very relaxing here today….perhaps TOO RELAXING.

I am having a small orange juice that costs 7.5 Leva or the cost of one 60 cent orange.

It’s not quite 31 anymore…cooled down a bit..but still SUPER HOT….

Heart at 0.

Sleep at 0.

Battery lasts 15 minutes.

All of this happened in a span of 4 days.

Barely 1/2 a year old…mint condition.

I dread dealing with their fucking tech support…such cunts.

Anti feminist brutality.
Suffocation.
Male onto female restraint, abduction and confinement.
Possible poisoning.
Frenzy.
Level 5 General violence against women (the highest level).

Unwanted pillaging and brazen male perversion.

List goes on….

In case anyone is wondering #metoo

The temperatures and breeziness are absolutely perfect, everything is now 1/2 speed and every single person I met and had a chat with today is just so fucking relaxed and calm. It’s that ideal time of the year where everyone is going/gone but things are still open and the weather is just UNREAL. My bike has given me sooo much freedom to escape Sunny and really explore the back roads and all these little places the vast majority of people visiting only dream to see.

Probably my favorite day of 2023 today……another BG adventure tomorrow. Stay tuned.

***PLUS WHY THE FUCK HAVEN’T I GONE WILD CAMPING YET…I BOUGHT ALL THE SHIT…most of my super rad camping stuff is still unused….gahh…I need to GO CAMPING, at least for one night…***

I also got a meat-leg….30% off…I can’t say no to a fresh leg….especially on sale.

What’s wrong with bringing you cat to the beach. I should complain to the local better business bureau.

Finally enjoying some “ME” time at Irakli beach nearby. Asked for a drink freshly squeezed from 5 fruits. Splendid…just fucking perfect….CANNOT BE MORE PERFECT!!!

Had a nice egg in a village diner, too….so nice..

Holiday week coming up…

Instead of picnic….because I’m eating a chicken….I can sit here completely naked reading my book and eating…this is what Bulgaria is all about.

Funny thing is that my spot is about 4 minutes away from home.

Live Love Laugh.

Actually followed the extremely complex recipe (4 ingredients)….even peeled the potatoes like we used to back in the 70s and 80s. Used stale taco chips as the “bread crumbs” and even added some carrot……THIS REALLY WAS SIMPLY PERFECT + I have loads of leftovers for tomorrow and a little bit of beef for Sto…she went coo-coo crazy for this meal today…