Stupid courier woke us up at 10am. Mongolian grill for dinner today, of course.

**I will deep fry myself some chips and chicken tomorrow!!**

I could have easily died.

This is the heaviest knife I’ve ever held, it’s all metal. Sharp as hell. I cleaned it with Palmolive to get rid of any murder marks, blood and dna. It’s going into my toolbox. Chop Chop…

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…so still no trip. I will wait till tomorrow. We have clouds and it was windy all afternoon, not great for a long motorbike trip + taking a video in the windyness sucks. Tomorrow I go (plus you hear the best pants story, ever).

I have the PDF manual now, too.

The vast majority of people still believe in an imaginary flying person in the sky, think the bible is a real thing, support the church mafia and ,of course, it’s the country with the most stringent abortion laws, right wing populism and homophobia. I am embarrassed.

Sign from a pro choice rally, really good.

Plus the tickets were not crazy-ass expensive….