Well, the cow did….but my sauce with asparagus, peppercorns, lime and tomatoes…is FUCKING INSANE.

…that in Canada people take float planes and helicopters between towns. Kelly is flying to one of the islands to see Arek right now.

Photos soon.

I am living vicariously though them right now……drowning myself in cheap beer and sad tears.

…I can actually fine dine here now and then is if I have coupons. The McDonald’s app is on my phone now and provides me discounts while I provide Ronald with my personal information, geolocation and possibly all of my passwords….and photos..etc.

Small price to pay for $4 “2 for 1” fries.

Tiffany “lill’ whore”, has a new litter of COMPLETELY tabby/red cats. They are already roaming around and climbing everything.

Photos soon.

….places the divider, do you thank them or is it part of their job??

Is it part of my job?

I hate this life, everything has become so complicated.

Dill-dip…so nice. I can’t wait to get back to making food at home…..maybe something better. Amazon coming this week with loads of fun food from all over the place.

Actually…rats…get eaten by rats, too. Slowly.

Take trump and musk with you, PLEASE…

The Chinese take out food place owners are essentially the nicest people in the galaxy. Bulgarian dude + his super sweet Ukrainian wife. They are so normal and so nice, so refreshing. They are from Burgas and have been married for decade plus and…well…again, they are just SO FUCKING AWESOME + their food reminds me of Vancouver.

Thank you for reading.

Shopping and fine dining and more shopping.

Bought another wicker basket for Ugly. I think she loves the creeky sound of wicker. When I put her in a regular plastic box, she scowls.

So now she has 3…different sizes for different occasions.

More photos later.

My face is red like a lobster and my back hurts from lying on the stupid fucking shitty-gritty sand. I actually think my spine is misaligned now.

(do you know where the word “sandpaper” comes from? Yeah, check and mate).

One thing about this stupid-ass phone is the battery lasts for days and days…..

Today I will have more chicken….it’s soooo goood.

My spicy avocado butter with horseradish and mayo..and peppers….was extremely disappointing.

The iPhone 15 Max camera is just a little better than the camera of an average phone from 10 years ago.

What am I missing here.

I can use my OLD OLD OLD Pixel and take these photos and everything will be bright, clear and colorful.

Is my Apple broken?

Back to a shitty village store with crappy meat and low end crap..

Apparently the Parkmart in Varna is still alive…I must go.

Sigh..

So nice to be walking around in cooler weather….breathing is good…

And pork ears.

From White Rose, to my door….into my neck!!

Sooo fucking lazy. Soooo gloomy out.

Pretty much just a movie night.

Well….I’ll down to Flower St after midnight….it will be a madhouse.

I used to live just 2 minute walk from here (the beach).

The modern world is so nice + motherfucker is drinking spicy caesars!!!

Weeeeee!!!

It’s essentially grilled chicken, USA BBQ sauce and Bulgarian tomatoes.

Sto loves the chicken…….I think if she could just eat chicken forever she would be so happy.

…but she’s on a diet again, I think she’s been ‘sneakin some snacks without my approval. Typical Sto.

Slothy day…so gloomy..and that makes me happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, “murders” is back and it’s better than ever….and WOW what a cast….literally the best of the best of the best of THE WORLD?

I made my famous super spicy pork sauce with Amazon hand peeled tomatoes. I never eat pasta but this was obviously epic and I had a massive craving + I have a small batch of leftovers for tomorrow that I will eat on the beach…..cuz I live on the beach.

UK flight booked, Cotswolds baby + deep fried fish + curry chicken + village hooliganism + Clarkson’s Farm again and opulence……….and repairs (more on that later).

It might actually rain here for the 1st time in 20 months…I need to hold off on Varna just a day or two + I think my hotel is a bit cheaper starting Sept 1….a stotinki saved is a stotinki earned.

I will have sushi and this completely magical pork leg thing at the local Varna downtown pub that is so fucking insane that it deserves a book written…yes..just about this ONE FUCKING DISH AT THIS ONE FUCKING PLACE.

nVidia earnings tomorrow. Is there a helicopter in my future?