..I WOULD WIN ONE BILLION DOLLARS and free tongues for life.
I offered Stanislav 6 Euros a day to be my doorman…
He said he will do it for a few chunks of chicken at night….works for me.
Came to show off the Transformer + have an afternoon lager.
One beer for sanity…..I have a Guiness for tomorrow….they were (no fucking shit) 1.30 Euro for the 500ml can at Jane’s. Amazing.
My level of mobility right now..is INSANE.
I feel like I have one of those Star Trek teleporters. Going from one end of Nessebar to opposite end of Sunny in 4 seconds…is amazing!!
And I am still in Eco mode, which is essentially made for girls.
Cat Of Today (COT®).
I can be here in Nesebar ordering Georgian mushroom dumplings in exactly 13 seconds from home..
The beauty of electrification.
Egg on my face…
50 psi on these tiny-ass wheels.
They are tubeless and they have some shit inside to prevent flats forever. Neat.
It’s taller than my bike AND it fits in the elevator with 4mm to spare.
What fucking luck.
9 seconds to get to the other side of Sunny and I’m still in Eco mode.
Imagine cruising down the boardwalk at 70kph?
Maybe tomorrow.
I can make it to Hesburger on the other end of highway…
..from home in about 22 seconds..
He’s here!!! OMG.
My happy place. One dumpster beer to keep my fucking sanity.
Should have warmth and outdoor activities starting tomorrow.
It was -5 yesterday night…wtf.
Kelly Cotswolds Photo Of The Day!!
T IS FOR COOKIE…
I ate everything….
Turkish noodles and my take on pea soup.
The pea “soup” was INCREDIBLE. It was essentially just peas that I squished with my potato masher (baton) added a beak of chicken stock and butter…AND NOTHING MORE…AMAZING.
I found the Turkish noodles at the local shop…1st time…delicious…they have tiny pieces of spicy pork inside…almost vegan.
Life doesn’t get better than this.
Now it’s time for sweets!!!
Grr…cold snap should be over soon. Grr.
Ugly hates cold more than Matthew.
I had a few frozen ginger snappers..
…left over from Christmas. I LOVE THEM!
I am going French again with another “tried and true” Parisian classic.
Boulgar sausag avec sauce creme Béchamel (avec noix de muscade) a la de plus carrotes rouge, verte l’onion and lyuti chusnki.
For those of you who don’t speak French – “sausage with butter”.
MORE AFTERNOON PUFFIES.
Catching up on Reacher. Best awful show, ever.
It’s the coldest it’s ever been. Bulgaria is actually importing electricity instead of selling. Wild.
I miss Turkey so I did the next best thing…made amazing turkey sandwiches.
It’s cold. Cold…..but only for the next few days….
I make the greatest soup on earth.
Fight me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super spicy tomato, shitakie, onion and potato and lots of herbs awesomeness.
Tomorrow, I have to be showered up and out of bed before noon because a little birdie told me The Sunny Bistro will have my very favorite dish on earth – their super custom livers + rice + gravy and salad.
It’s my very favorite dish on earth. I will eat one there and bring one home for….later….or I will just eat both portions like a bison.
Tapster phase 1.
So you pay for the ring and the ring sizer ahead of time. The sizer comes in the mail 1st with a 100% off coupon for the ring (I also got a 30% off thing for Black Friday shit – the whole thing cost about 70 Euros).
After you measure your sausage-fingers you login to the site with the code, choose your size (I’m a 12, hint hint) and the ring gets shipped for free. BUT ALSO…during the process, your payment method gets automatically added so all this useless shit is ready to roll the moment it arrives.
Good system, although a little wasteful…more to come.
Afternoon PUFFIES!!!
Ohhh so nice.
It’s sunny again……..weee.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY…NO SUCH THING!!!
Looks like the MAX is grounded again.
Yikes.
IT’S ALL OVER.
Pork ears with polenta in a gravy sauce that’s far too salty.
This would be an amazing dish….with just a little less saltuness…
Scooter has been ordered.
Coming from Poland. Should be here within a week.