…but ended up being the dumbest thing I have ever bought. It was still water in an admittedly really fancily branded, heavy, glass bottle filled with still water that tastes no differently than the water in my toilet (which is actually awesome, the water in my condo is fucking fantastic).
This is stupid and wasteful and I’m dumb….sigh.
If you buy this, you’re an idiot and someone nearby should punch you in the face.
