
Fuck ya. Chinese black mushroom chicken is back, baby.

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For all of these treasonous assholes. Bulgaria is at war with russian cockroaches, how can this be allowed on BG soil?
Trying to avoid all the stresses of life as much as I can.
I’m tired and need some time to relax.
And maybe have a nice Bulgarian beer and octopus??
Ok ok….is this the best sashimi of my life. Jeeez…
….you always get the best seat.
Makes no sense but it’s true.
Stop the insanity, stop paying for reserved seating.
Or priority boarding, for that matter. You wait exactly the same amount as everyone else. In fact you look super dumb because instead of just hanging out at a conditioned airport you’re standing in the stupid bus or outside in front of the plane like a moron.
Additionally, since I’m right in the front, in case of pilot emergency I can leap into the cockpit and save the day by steering the bird into safety.
All you have is a row of screens but no actual counter. Nobody anywhere.
Once you order the food comes from the actual restaurant part down below on this trolley.
Super dystopian.
At one of the late Chinese joints.
This is my heaven.
I’m so tired. I need a few days off.
Also restaurant is playing 140 bpm psy. What a world.
I drank that tetra pack 1 euro wine with one sip.
#HERO
A tradition dating back almost 300 years.
OF MY LIFE…
WOW…the stuff I saw….when I say adventure..I really mean it!!!!! Holy!!!
Also switching hotels and zones. Another flight tomorrow….into the unknown.
I also ate the world’s sweetest and most delicious 1euro wafer thing.
Fucking hell.
This is my heaven.
My hotel is epic.
OMG WTF!!!
…I generally like to read my morning financial times with a Tim’s shot of espresso and a properly glazed doughnut.
Last day here. I’m super sad. I love every single fucking thing here. This city and everyone here is just the best.
Airport now.
Super short flight into the unknown…not even kidding….COMPLETE UNKNOWN.
Aircon on now…Sunny Beach is hot and stuffy!!
More travels around the corner. At this point no compelling reason to return to BG. I have an essentially a full time cat and house sitter. Things can’t be better.
Really enjoying the taco place. In fact I was 1st in line today. And soooooo cheap.
Why is Bulgaria so expensive for everything now?
Spain has far less asshole-asshole vapers. Fuck you if you vape.
I think I want a fish tattoo.
This is Thursday…everyone is eating amazing food and drinking pints.
…ohh and also eating crazy tasty olives.