If you don’t reserve and pay pointless money for a seat….

….you always get the best seat.

Makes no sense but it’s true.

Stop the insanity, stop paying for reserved seating.

Or priority boarding, for that matter. You wait exactly the same amount as everyone else. In fact you look super dumb because instead of just hanging out at a conditioned airport you’re standing in the stupid bus or outside in front of the plane like a moron.

Additionally, since I’m right in the front, in case of pilot emergency I can leap into the cockpit and save the day by steering the bird into safety.

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McDonald’s here is so weird.

All you have is a row of screens but no actual counter. Nobody anywhere.

Once you order the food comes from the actual restaurant part down below on this trolley.

Super dystopian.

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As a sophisticated traveller…

…I generally like to read my morning financial times with a Tim’s shot of espresso and a properly glazed doughnut.

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Last full day here. More exploring.

More travels around the corner. At this point no compelling reason to return to BG. I have an essentially a full time cat and house sitter. Things can’t be better.

Really enjoying the taco place. In fact I was 1st in line today. And soooooo cheap.

Why is Bulgaria so expensive for everything now?

Spain has far less asshole-asshole vapers. Fuck you if you vape.

I think I want a fish tattoo.

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Every restaurant is like this.

This is Thursday…everyone is eating amazing food and drinking pints.

…ohh and also eating crazy tasty olives.

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