Author: chewyland

All this stuff here makes my ass smell like a Russian middle aged woman.

Yes, spraying your body with smelly chemicals is still a thing here in 18th century Eastern Europe.

Are we on a collision course with the sun or something?

She’s been around since fall and even with continuous food intake (she’s super plump and healthy) she’s not growing.

I think she’s Tiffany’s piece.

…that’s why I almost never eat breakfast…..until today..and it was fucking delicious.

The stupid weather is so stupid…supposed to rain..but it’s nice and sunny…and all my plans are ruined…actually because of nice weather…..because I didn’t make fun plans..and it’s nice..but I can’t go anywhere because I cancelled my plans…which means I am sitting on the balcony and crying…in this pretty weather..that can change at any second..

Or maybe it won’t change…..grr.

Just a winter void, complete emptiness….

I need to plan a holiday…

MOTHER OF GOD!!! ALL OF HER OLD MUSIC…..

MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PAPPA DON’T PREACH!!!!

….I’ll have to show her this photo the moment I get home.

…When donned, I am living in a warm fluffy cloud. Big walk ahead….no rain contrary to what you read in the news.

I wonder how waterproof this jacket is…maybe not at all. If it gets wet I will have to buy another one.

Rain all week, anger and sadness. No bike, no adventures…just crying under the new IKEA table.

OHHH.. IT’S JULY HERE.

…will be me talking about what type of an Air conditioner I will be getting installed. Still on the fence between an industrial Mitsubishi or another Daikin but a seriously big one. I want to have to wear my orange coat when it’s +36 outside.

I have been thinking about this for months (maybe even years)…it’s REALLY the best time to do this now…..sooo many options…

+ I need deep IFTTT integrations and voice control….I don’t want to use the remote or the phone app like some neanderthal….

Everyone is too fat.

I am at the new Shell station 10 minutes away from home. The place is super modern, SUPER clean, no Bulgarian smell anywhere + they have fresh grapefruit juice and coffee (and booze if you want to get drunk here) and even some food (although I am sure I could bring food from the store). So nice to be here. Also nice and cozy and I see all the cars and motorcycles pulling in and getting gas….yes, that’s fun for me.

Yeah, me neither…

Obligatory Birdie photo added…

Love the foamy one but it was just too bulky to travel with.

I can’t believe it’s almost 20 outside…BUT IT’S CRAZY WINDY and I am not taking any risks. There is a wind warning…severe one for all of Bulgaria.