Author: chewyland

From Sofia, out of all places. From Ivan, out of all names. Amazing.

When it comes to squids….brine in lime juice….that’s all.

Apparently they must tenderize in lime juice 1st.

How does Ugly tap on my arm when I am sleeping at 11am I have no clue….IT’S ALWAYS FUCKIN’ EXACTLY 11.

TAP TAP…I’m hungry…I have no clue how she knows.

Peak gloriousness.

I named him LIVER because he hated the liver I bought for him.

The cats swooped in a moment later and devoured this in 2 bites. Greedy bastards.

….to the bathroom. It’s super dim and energy efficient. The 2 LADDA AA batteries within (2450s) should last 2 months or more.

Thank you for reading.

..but I’m heading home. No money for hotel or fine dining…I just spent it all…again.

White bread for dinner tonight….

Anecdotally, is there anything worse than waiting for your KFC to arrive?

Next week is literally summertime. But where to go?>>>>>>

It’s clear that vegetarians hate life and themselves BUT….here is the deal. When making actual vegetarian stuff STOP FUCKING trying to mimic meat, actually make something tasty – THIS PATTY is tasty. It doesn’t taste like near-meat, it tastes great, like a tasty veggie patty and in many cases (at least to me) it tastes better than animal meat.

I added the pancetta thinking the patties will be tasteless (like 99.999% of vegetarian food is) but they were FUCKING FANTASTIC (just barebones). You can actually make a good tasting burger with this vegetarian patty, air fried, with a tomato…and nothing else.

seriously.

I took a photo and I will buy more….(it’s from Lidl AND both patties were 2 Euros – unbeatable).

But, the weather has drastically shifted…the super hot day is actually tomorrow. 20 degrees….which only means one thing…seaside bike cruise TOMORROW.

Also, in photo, my awesome new jacket.

This restaurant feels like the restaurants I visited when campervanning along the Greek coast. Why haven’t I been here before. It’s so pretty. The beach is like a fine powder and black sand. Insane.

LIDL will open (almost) within walking distance of me. It will be one of those huge ones – they are always organized and full of new stuff and CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN and always tip-top. It’s a nice and basic and super cheap grocery store, super in-out…I LOVE IT.

This is as western style as it gets in Bulgaria!

Best bakery and veggies and fruits, too. This is really amazing news.

PS. Don’t forget to check out the “middle selection” for latest fashions.

Taste exactly like from a can, but they’re in a bag. Go figure.

…I always dreamed of owning a ‘livers and potato pancakes’ restaurant chain. All across North America people would meet for a quick bite, socialize laugh and enjoy a tasty meal.

My slogan would be “FOR LIVER LOVERS”.

Instead of a Polish ponczek.