Author: chewyland

Coincidentally, it also fits my thumb. Nothing makes sense anymore, nothing..

And Birdie hates it as much as I do. I hate rain, we don’t need it anymore – since sink and bathtub technology…it’s completely useless.

I got the little piece of port at Mercury market in Vlas….so fucking good. The amount of selection for food around here has gone up…NOT FUCKING KIDDING 1000X in the last few years.

And quality, too..10000X…..modern world, at least in this case.

But why?

AGHGHGHGHH.

It’s sweet and buttery. It’s the only “thin broth” I can make that absolutely explodes with flavor.

The secret, of course, is ginger, apple, sweet potato and lots of fresh and fatty pig that you boil down from 10am till 4:30 pm.

I’ll eat the whole pot, naturally.

I LOVE IT HERE…OMG OMG..

The sign with the parenthood regret is especially interesting. No breeder will ever tell you the real truth….ever….because they’re full of shit, literally and figuratively.

Had an afternoon chicken at the “rebranded” far cleaner chicken place. The finally removed all the fucking retarted foodball shit (and all the neonazi garbage) and the place feels fresh and somewhat even…..clean. I waited about 20 minutes for my chicken to be ready (the best thing is chicken that doesn’t rotate too much after it’s done – otherwise it gets dry) and holy fucking shit, it was just so melt in your mouth delicious. Since I am not allowing ANY booze in the house and no drinking….I splurged today on ONE beer and 1/2 bird. I really had a fun time…..super sunny and warm, too…20 degrees at 1700. AMAZING.

I’m planning on eating 4 tomatoes a day…everyday, this summer……you think I’m kidding?

Plus my 1st ladybug of

2023 landed on my arm yesterday. Life doesn’t get better than this.

WTF. I ate 9, I could eat 90 more.

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