Author: chewyland

Plus my 1st ladybug of

2023 landed on my arm yesterday. Life doesn’t get better than this.

WTF. I ate 9, I could eat 90 more.

PARTY

PARTY

PARTY!!!!!

I haven’t bought processed meat in months, I AM NOT JOKING.

Everything tastes so salty now I was only able to take a couple of bites.

Just got Android 14.

I deserve some time to relax and unwind.

Strong motherfuckin’ coffee…OYYY

Pfft. I can do this shit in 10 minutes and I have a seller for this very specific BMW oil on Amazon now. Suck it bitches!!!!

I made veggie soup (with a few leftover chicken wings – I just stripped 3 of them to add flavor). It was ok only because of chickpeas, the actual meat of the soup.

I need a FUCKING HOLIDAY…still only muck and clouds and rain outside. I despise this time of the year……clouds are for losers.

Tom yum dip.

BBBBRRRRBBBRRRR. Everyone is so sad. There is not ONE person outside…all the construction people are home, in bed, smoking.

If you really think about it, that’s a carton of cigarettes and a couple of “loose packs” for the evening. What an amazing country wide morale booster.

https://www.novinite.com/articles/219629/Payment+of+Easter+Supplements+for+Bulgarian+Pensioners+begins+today

Ugly loves Zelda, if you peek….you can see her eagle eyed in the TENT OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY AND WARMTH.

So I bought my original bike boots about 3 years ago and they are pretty much the best boots on the planet. I loved them so much that I ended up using them as just “regular” boots for my urban hiking missions all over Europe, especially when it was cold out. They keep my feet warm and are super comfy. On the bike, they are impossible to beat, super perfect fit and the way the sole and top of the boot are designed make shifting a breeze (and they have this extra layer of leather to protect the boots and my toe from “clutch foot”). About a year ago the back of the boot started to crack apart (not really a huge deal, I put 5000k on them) so I contacted the seller through Amazon (of course, you should ONLY shop at Amazon) and asked for repair advice. They just fucking refunded my money, including shipping (even after 2 years). Great.

However the boots were still fine and I wore them for another year……but now the zipper broke.

I will get the zipper replaced BUT I just recently found out..there is a FUCKIN’ burgundy version of them now…..they are coming next week.

This is what Easter is all about. Thank you Jesus.

Here is a photo of what they look like.

We ARE ALL GONNAAA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…this weekend….and Orthodox Easter next weekend. They didn’t have email or cellphones or cloud based collaboration tools then so they weren’t able to decide on the exact date of this fairytale nonsense.

Looks like another made up party next weekend – I love ALL parties and I will visit Nesebar. The weather should actually be OK!!!!!!

…that removing the dairy from a FOF, you are pretty much removing %100 of the calories, too.

I ask for no cheese and no sauce, extra pickles. No other McDonald’s on earth when it comes to FOF tastes as good at these patties – not sure why..they are crispy and super hot and flavorful as fuck!!!!