chewyland – Page 81

My pilaf is FUCKING INSANE.

2 chicken layers, fancy rice and loads of veggies and German butter.

What an incredible day.

Tiny one beer and grapes (seedless, of course) picnic on the beach. It looks warm but just not there yet..about 16….just so on the precipice.

Time to head home to make my world famous Turkish chicken and peas pilaf for the very 1st time.

It’s soooooo exciting being here right now.

BUT.

Trip coming up in the coming weeks….you need to have fun…in order to have fun.

Million places, million ways…nope, I choose this.

Beetroot burgers with truffle cheese. BOOM!!

I just spent 2 hours walking around the BRAND NEW LIDL.

More later (making a video).

I am actually tired from walking around a grocery store, I must have walked down every aisle 11 times.

ELEVEN!!

Ohh yeah..and I made Bigos last night.

With genuine Polish sausage!!! Even got to freeze 2 portions for a rainy summer night!!

OHHHH, just look at this, bitches.

I had some left over chicken from yesterday, “roasted” it in the airfryer (love that damn thing) and BOOOM!!!!!

This super mild honey BBQ sauce from T-Market is sublime with eggs…and everything else. I like dipping my thumb in it and just suckling.

I am so fashionable – like a Guccio.

Second beer in as many days…but that’s ok.

I’m waiting for Speedy to deliver my boots to the chicken place and it’s still gloomy and rainy outside so adventuring and motorcycling must take a pause….plus Starship launch in 50 minutes…..

ONE early afternoon beer at Boris’s. Fucking people…so fun. Do I smell summer?

Mayo salad for dinner. It’s essentially 90% mayonnaise.

I’ve been buying white eggs….for obvious reasons.

Bike engine protection arrived today.

Coincidentally, it also fits my thumb. Nothing makes sense anymore, nothing..

Everything is getting replaced.

Sto sleeps with her eyes open sometimes and it freaks me out.

Pouring rain again..LOUD and angry water.

And Birdie hates it as much as I do. I hate rain, we don’t need it anymore – since sink and bathtub technology…it’s completely useless.

Breakfast – did you know if you don’t eat, you can die?

I got the little piece of port at Mercury market in Vlas….so fucking good. The amount of selection for food around here has gone up…NOT FUCKING KIDDING 1000X in the last few years.

And quality, too..10000X…..modern world, at least in this case.

Weird breakfasts I made over the last few days.

But why?

Yikes. Constant Vancouver weather over the last week…now another week.

AGHGHGHGHH.

None of my outdoor cats look impoverished – must be the gently warmed roasted bacon portions they’re currently enjoying.

I make the best borsch on earth.

It’s sweet and buttery. It’s the only “thin broth” I can make that absolutely explodes with flavor.

The secret, of course, is ginger, apple, sweet potato and lots of fresh and fatty pig that you boil down from 10am till 4:30 pm.

I’ll eat the whole pot, naturally.

HAPPY EASTER from the most authentic Ukrainian sushi restaurant ever.

I LOVE IT HERE…OMG OMG..

I can’t think of anything more humanly miserable than having kids.

The sign with the parenthood regret is especially interesting. No breeder will ever tell you the real truth….ever….because they’re full of shit, literally and figuratively.

OHHH they know I had chicken…they can smell it on my chubby greasy fingers.

Had an afternoon chicken at the “rebranded” far cleaner chicken place. The finally removed all the fucking retarted foodball shit (and all the neonazi garbage) and the place feels fresh and somewhat even…..clean. I waited about 20 minutes for my chicken to be ready (the best thing is chicken that doesn’t rotate too much after it’s done – otherwise it gets dry) and holy fucking shit, it was just so melt in your mouth delicious. Since I am not allowing ANY booze in the house and no drinking….I splurged today on ONE beer and 1/2 bird. I really had a fun time…..super sunny and warm, too…20 degrees at 1700. AMAZING.