Author: chewyland

OMG it is sooooo damn cool. I’m trying to buy food and other stuff to match its color. Juice, cucumbers, green dish sponges. You get the picture.

I fucking hate dishes, there are always at least 4000 things to wash for no reason at all, I don’t get it. From now on, wash everything in real time. I have devised a system where I punish myself with 1 Leva whenever I leave a dish in the sink and put the money aside in a coffee cup. When it reached 100 Leva I go to Burgas and spend it on sushi.

Ohhh new scale is super cool. Syncs with everything so Google knows when I’m snacking too much.

I really should be sleeping when the cats are.

Which means 93% of the day.

I fucking wish I had sprouts and not forgotten FUCKING green onion…..I will redo this tomorrow, loads left.

5 hours to go.

I took matters into my own hands and got my own hole-tool and boom. I’m self made and therefore should make my own holes instead of relying on some woman who will overcharge and complain the hole time.

Before and after.

Well, I guess the church and religion in general would be worse. Football people are violent and shitty but they don’t put their fingers into little boy anuses for fun and pleasure.

They are keeping the park and I WILL HOPEFULLY have lights to the main road and not a gravel pit I need to scarily accelerate from onto the back highway. This is just such great news for me.

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Which means only one thing. I will have to buy a new $150 rug every month now. Sigh.

I am freezing some of the soup till another cold winter evening. It is VERY cold outside.

Ohh..and the IKEA 365 stuff is amazing. I have loads of containers now, even some big ones to make casseroles and shit like that.

Almost extremely so.

I actually laugh out loud.

..and garlic, and 2 apples, and livers and ginger and some other greens.

I will freeze some for upcoming winter evenings. God this is good!!

Arrived from Ukraine today after 2 months in limbo. Old Russian military surplus. Imagine the history.

I guess I need a Kalashnikov next.

All the cats have been super good this year. Super chill and Sto has lost A LOT of weight.

I am living the dream!!!!!!!!! The colors match perfectly.

Day 1 testing 100% success.

Exactly what I wanted today….sooo good.

Although squeezing 10cm of mayo directly into my mouth as “dessert” made me a little dizzy.

Countless pockets but it’s also a rucksack with top and side access. The top rolls as needed with a MAGNET and clips (zero possibility of anyone stealing my vintage magazines or cat food). Waterproof and crazy heavy duty (the material is like steel). Seriously just fucking epic….and on the side there is a super protective and cushioned zipper area to hold my strawberries (and other berries) so they don’t get squished. I am so happy.

The rucksack part is awesome because you can expand the bag by more than 50%…perfect on those cheap flights I take. I can fill it just enough for it to fit in the airline metal lobster (where they test)…then after check in…I can open it further and dump the rest of my stuff that I have stuffed in my jacket pockets and on myself.

Ohhh and there is a secret MacBook and iPad pocket against the back..

AND…is there a better color than this?

I am probably the smartest person on the planet…

Ohhh and Birdie LOVES it.

It’s hard to take anyone seriously when they have one these plastic penises in their mouths, especially a cop at an accident scene. 17th century life, today.

I’m so happy. 5 more liters of storage.