Author: chewyland

So, the rear fender on my amazing scooter would sometimes squeal like a toddler stuck in an elevator door and I’ve tried to troubleshoot it for weeks…..I finally found the problem. Super teeny tiny hex screw deep inside was a little loose, possibly since factory. All good now….I’m so happy.

But remember, if you have a motorcycle. a bicycle or a scooter, it’s always a good idea to go over all the nuts and bolts a few times a year.

Also, car tire nuts. Check that a few times a year, too….and air, of course.

Going from super nice beach weather to essentially middle of winter. Super sad about that…apparently it will be 5 degrees in Krakow. That’s literally…unlivable..people dying….blood collagulating…..skin crackling like an old bag of saltines.

The road is getting widened + scooter paths, new sidewalks, LED lighting, new shops and restaurants…..THIS PLACE HAS GONE FUCKING INSANE.

….and turned it in a culinary experience unlike any other…..

They are still working on the menu but I’ve seen so much wild stuff (home made sausages!!) that I might just end up living here.

Also, I hate to sound so fucking positive….the people who run this place might just be the nicest people I’ve ever met in my life….I am not joking.

Coming back tomorrow, apparently they will have something really fun/new for me.

Ohh..they just opened…so they’re still working on stuff….

Yes, no problem with contactless payments…..of course.

ALSO…I don’t think I’ve ever has sour cream like this…I think it was 150% fat….it was thicker than vanilla ice cream…so crazy-ass…just so fucking tasty….

1st having creamy mushroom soup plus I mixed some of the insanely flavoured rice inside…..I think I’m gonna die from flavouryness.

Now they fucking modernized, cleaned it up, and removed all the hobos.

And put a stupid fence around it. I guess the daily child abductions (for sex trafficking, I assume) were starting to be a concern.

Sigh.

Tasted like soup for super old people.

The new iPhone has a REALLY SHITTY camera…I don’t understand why my Pixel 5 from 10 years ago takes way better photos.

This is just such a fucking monster. I can be anywhere and anytime in seconds (not minutes) and the technology inside with all the sensors and motors and brakes and shit is insane…the way it works so cohesively and magically. I’m still sticking with Eco mode and cruise control at about 17kph…..that’s the sweet spot for a person enjoying his twilight years.

Sport or boost mode just mulches your brain…it’s just fucking crazy….just fucking crazy.

Cloudy and hot today. 28 degrees. But less beaming sun.

It’s prison time – 15 years overdue.

I love Mondays. After sleeping all morning I always like to have a little “me” time.

Water bowls for the Flora cats. I like that. Scorching heat right now, 31…..very unusual.

Did you know the cans are from North Vancouver….according to the label.

I would LOVE to live under the sea.

And my food was incredible.

…a perfectly matching IKEA tray. Life doesn’t get better than this!!!!