Author: chewyland

Of when the bombs were planted by Elon Musk and Donald Trump on the World Trade centers.

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I finally (I think) have all the information I need.

I’m back on the wagon (but only one for the day). Got an afternoon cider and a beach donair. Still can’t leave on my trip – awaiting email from my tour guide. Everything is so complicated right now…I’ve been packed since Sunday. Ugh…why is life so complicated?

IT’S STILL SO FUCKING HOT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They all look perfect, literally brand new.

Be ready for daily photos.

But maybe he’s just perfect the way he is…?

New trip is afoot…stay tuned.

Many people don’t know this but I am actually a very famous recipe maker mainly focused on gourmet meals and high end ingredients. My focus has always been pork ears due to their decadence and rarity. Below is a recipe that gained me second place (bronze) and the Zurich chef’s convention in 1991. I remember it like yesterday and still get shivers when I recollect that glorious almost win. Naturally, this was before cameras and smartphones and unfortunately no photos exist from this affair.

I have recreated it today and it’s exactly as I remember it. Absolutely delicious..

(don’t forget a dash of basil flavored olive oil).

Socks and shoes/boots season in just a few weeks…

I wore socks for the 1st time in months just yesterday…..what a strange feeling…. I love wearing my boots, they look super cool and I’m way more at ease on the bike..

I also put hairspray in my cool hair today…to look supercool… I’ll go to the beach to show off my new style.

I wish I could take Stanislaw with me upstairs. Scrub his poopy feet and make him a cool pirate eye patch.

…my 1st bottle of red wine in about 4+ months. I also brought alcohol home (paid the 20Leva fine). The wine was OK, I only had a bit…and my bread bowl med-salad was exactly what I wanted….super day today…

Birdie is very disappointed with the booze in the house….I really wish the wine was tastier….it’s really not good wine.

Wish I had that clock though, I should have swiped it…

next time.

From the deli at the grocery store in Vlas…the absolute cheapest food I could find..we’re talking fucking grilled liver, carrots, pickles and a piece of chicken..some veggies, 3 dolmades and a tiny ginger ale…all this shit…about $5 worth of food (think about it..add it up…yes..about $5) costs 30 Leva here today…

I ate this in one sitting…..I sat here for an hour…and it was just a regular lunch….as opposite of fancy as you can get..literally OPPOSITE.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK?

..that Bulgaria has been at war with the fucking russians for decades. A war doesn’t have to be russians raping women, tanks and shooting at each other.

russians only want bad for everyone….instead of making things better for themselves..they want the world be a poor, rotten toilet like russia has always been.

Did you know that more russians shit outside in outhouses THAN THE WHOLE POPULATION OF CANADA. Seriously, more than 30 million russians don’t own a fucking toilet in 2023. These are real stats/facts….look it up.

Additionally, putin is allowing around 500-600 young russian men to die EVERY SINGLE DAY for no reason at all, for a war that is impossible for them to win. I met a guy yesterday who said “I fucking love putin, he’s sending russians to their grave, the less of them, the safer the world”….oyyy.

What’s more concerning is the smart/educated/rich ones, 100,000s (perhaps more than a million) of thousands of them…the people the country needs the most..have moved to the modern world over the last few years….oyyy…

Next generation, the country will be nothing but a barren, lawless wasteland.

Also…

https://www.novinite.com/articles/221421/%22Force+is+answered+with+Force%22%3A+Bulgaria+will+Equip+the+Coast+Guard+with+Missiles+due+to+the+Russian+Threat

“Russian politicians have repeatedly said that after Ukraine, the Baltic republics and Moldova follow. It is high time that the Bulgarian citizens open their eyes that there is an aggressor who wants to regain imperial influence,”

Beavis and the orange pig…that would really be hilarious.

..and he’s Tiffany’s best friend, they are inseparable. They are both soooo nice, and so gross.

His name is Stanisław. He finally told me today, albeit reluctantly.

He also has only one working eye…..

I have a massive piece of chicken waiting for them for tomorrow AM.

100% vegetarian with only onions, white beans, tomatoes and some really fancy spices – super nice. Bed before midnight tonight…..LONG DAY tomorrow.

I had 2 beers and now and super sweet cider over the last 48 hours…..if this trend continues I’ll be chugging Polish vodka straight from the bottle at 4 this Saturday morning….

Booze sure puts me in a good mood…stupid ethanol…

All the legal analysis and info…it’s fascinating….like a soap opera for morons….I love it.

Maybe I should become a judge?

Also cake is a bad delicious idea. This isn’t going to end well.

Fucking hell this cake is delicious….it’s just so fucking tasty…

This is a super secret, late night spy photo…I think there are 4 in total.

Now I need to name them all…..