Author: chewyland

….then I don’t want to be right.

Wake up to a crazy super hot day (aircon is on)…once 6PM comes around it gets almost opposite cold. I would hate to be on my bike in the middle of a highway right now going from hot and sun to deathly ice cold in a span of an hour.

Weird.

Almost 30 again this weekend….I should plan a holiday.

It’s huge and it’s epic, especially the additional tablet holder on top.

More later.

Especially Tiffany.

Imagine it falling on your leg or your torso, all the gross gooey crap you have inside such as livers and kidneys would ooze out and you would die right away.

Put 4 REAL bucks in and the machine spots out a piece of metal of no value.

Kinda like buying crypto where financially obtuse dopeys trade real money for 0 value nonsense/fraud… Fun.

Only compliments from anyone I see. It’s huge when unrolled or tiny when fully sinched. Comfy and completely waterproof with all the necessary mounting points for the back of the bike 10/10.

Plus I look like an adventurer who arrived on a kayak.

Double 6 inch with double ham and double mayo and double pickles and black olives. I would eat this everyday, if it was socially acceptable.

Woke up in my super comfy loft, summer outside, spending day here then picking up bike.

Bike has new brake fluid a computer upgrade/reflash and service lights reset. Zero fucking issues reported, she’s as good as new.

Prepare yourselves for a full review of the new upgraded Givi bag. Apparently to make the zippers last you should a little bit of Vaseline. I should take a video of that….applying Vaseline to a zipper, I wonder how many likes I would get for that.

Supposed to be premium.

Piece of shit lasted exactly 2 years. Essentially the warranty period (if that).

New one coming tomorrow…but I’m still pissed and I’ll continue to yell till I get my money back or I’ll fly to Italy and get into fistfight with the person who decided to use 20 cent zippers from the 20 cent store.

Fuckers.

Meow meow from Ravda. Aww…

Slept till 12:30 which is the perfect time. Take out pig ears right in front White Rose was awesome…then Ravda for a coffee and cake and my awesome Commodore 64 book. 27 degrees here still….just craziness.

My coffee fortune says I need to travel more….duhh.

Relaxing Friday today, still really nice and warm out but the aircon is down now, way down. It looks like the temp trends are gently and finally going down. Pheeew.

That’s “Monsieur”, loosly pronounced – Monsieur.

Still very aloof, typical French attitude.