Author: chewyland

Baaahhhh.

It’s time for a small holiday and delicious Ukrainian snacking.

And a 1L of Bulgarian Glarus as a rinse, of course.

The soup in the can is completely flavorless. It’s made for the Eastern European market where most foods are never spicy and almost always bland as fuck.

I stopped over at Billa for a few roadside ham slices. They have this ridiculously tasty ham…I only bought 3 slices. Weirdly tasty.

I’m so happy right now. My hotel is brand new and right downtown. It’s time to party.

It really feels like the tail end of winter…I am so happy. Summer holidays are only weeks away!!!

I start my new holidays tomorrow. I deserve a little bit of relaxation and fun.

They have sourdough pizza and sourdough bread. Bread sold out….I’ll come next week.

The pizza was amazing….but I am certain everyone knows that Bulgarians make the best pizza in the world (yes, it’s better here than in Italy..sorry).

Laundry, dumpster beer in Nessebar then I had to build a “laser castle” for Birdie……although Sto attacked and toppled it…typical Sto.

Polish neighbours brought over some incredibly tasty pasta (this will be a huge blog post regarding Polish food…something different..a new take on things).

White Rose opens any day now!!!!!!

I also ate chicken legs straight from the air fryer this evening to avoid spending 1.5 hours washing the fucking dishes.

Exactly 10 days till Digweed in the capital…excited to visit my Sofia park drinkers.

Back to summerish weather and BMW trip coming imminently….stay tuned.

Thank you for reading.

Made a random food plate but….I can’t believe JUST HOW DELICIOUS avocados are right now…but why? Why do they taste so nice at this time of the year. The avocado salad on pumpernickel with pickle “sails” is simply fucking divine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so mad. They’re going to the outside cats, stat…so weird..

I’ll only eat the beans…….yes, only beans for dinner today.

..to get out of bed these days.

But my eyes are no longer hysterically crying while I’m scootering down the coast. The googles make soooooo much difference in terms of comfort, sun and overall face-warmth. $15 well spent….

I made the rusticest chippets of all time + goat dip.

I can either spend 40 Leva at a restaurant and NOT have to wash dishes and spend hours slaving away or spend 50 Leva at the fucking store and have barely enough food at home for one evening then spend 4 hours cleaning.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

I can smell the pepperyness from the 1st floor…..no kidding. It’s so fucking good…..

I was super bored.

The area around the elevator buttons gets a little dirty. 10 minutes of wiping, sanding and painting……the management company usually does this in the spring..

but…again….we were bored..and my cool Polish neighbours helped out…

His name is Nikita!!

She said it’s just her overall floppy circumference….which is optimal for a person in middle-age.

I monitor her food like a hawk….sometimes she growls when I only give her 1/4 pack….but she needs to live at least another 30-40 years…..