Author: chewyland

I’ve been shopping and scooterin’. Lots of stuff happening in the coming days….SOOO MUCH COOL SHIT.

If you know…you FUCKING KNOW!! Bulgaria is finally taking out the garbage.

What will they find? Gold coins. Swords? Beer cans?

Outside of Hussein’s, this is the closest place to home and really deserves its (Bulgarian level) 5 star rating.

Open year round.

Credit cards.

Spotless.

No poor people smoking.

No pajamas.

Super warm.

4 minute walk from home.

DID I SAY COMPLETELY SPOTLESS?

Sadly they won’t let the cat in, I did ask.

Poor chubby cat.

…and it was well worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IKEA coming tomorrow…SOOOO MUCH TO DO…SOO MUCH NEW BEDDING to scratch and gnaw.

So at least there is a little bit of good news today. It wasn’t even all that cold.

I am making a carrot and pickle wrap.

I should start a boosting company.

It’s coming from Germany, which means quality.

…to shreds. She doesn’t understand the concept of money.

I need to buy a new cat duvet cover for her ASAP.

..than going to the grocery store. Yes, I bought a beer..just one….I HAD TO…IT’S SOME NEW SHIT AND IT’S DELIGHTFUL.

It’s currently being used as an umbrella dryer. Fuck.

But I am building a new weather station for the balcony…with a whole new sensor…so at least there is that!!!!

Birdie is wishing for summer, beach, and fun fun….

So I am continuing my world famous “bread in bed” series this evening.

Madonna was insane!!!…although when it comes to my drinking…might as well call me “Mr.Titanic”…..it was bad.

I have a million more photos…

It’s time to rest from the crazy holiday.

The bag checker sure was militant today. Many travellers with multiple bags who didn’t pay for extra luggage. The guy was a total dick and these bag upgrades can get costly, at least at departure.

I just stuffed my coat and put on a few layers and sneaked through after super squishing my bag.

I hope the iPad “rolls”.

.plus a (probably) 3 week old sausage roll made with expired mutton and barley. 5 euros and the only thing I can afford on the menu.

I love the modern world. Everyone is so pretty and smells nice here…and not in Aliexpress sports pyjamas smelling of cigarettes, potatoes and overall despair.