Author: chewyland

Just a few years ago I would have been able to lease a Kia for the money I’m spending on cat litter every month.

I’m sure you can see the sadness in my eyes….

Can’t do anything. Dangerous to even take out the garbage or walk around the block.

Weather fucking sucks…summer holidays on hold…

Just gloom and poop and construction…this is supposed to be the fun time when everything opens and everything is sunny….it’s NOT!!

Ohh..and there is no water.

BUT…my Temu hats arrived and they are fucking awesome.

But also Mladost has a 10 leva min now for CC..so they are DEAD TO ME…DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Generally takes 2-3 days.

These tomatoes were super tasty but almost 10 leva not worth it….not pickley enough..

but still VERY GOOD.

….but it’s not the weekend. I’ve gone rogue!!

“Bulgarian customs officials intercepted a clandestine smuggling operation involving over 3,000 packs of cigarettes ingeniously concealed within loaves of bread near the Danube Bridge in Vidin.

The seizure, totaling 61,160 individual cigarettes packed into 3,058 packs, unfolded during a routine inspection of a cargo van departing the country. Acting on suspicion, customs officials subjected the vehicle to x-ray scanning, identifying irregularities in density within the cargo.”

If this isn’t the most hilarious shit ever…I don’t know what is.

I feel like I’m just floating on a magical carpet from the taxi to the airport to the plane to the shuttle now to the train into town. Fucking seamless.

Sooo hot…actually 24 now.

Cigarettes, counterfeit cologne and pajama pants…..ohh how I missed you.

And wrap up quite possibly the funnnest trip ever.

Speaking of WRAPPED – I had a McDonalds and a Burger King burgers for breakfast. I’m wild.

Back home next week, I think it’s time for a BMW trip around Bulgaria. It will be nice to finally have a little bit of fun and enjoy the sun.

Rightfully so…

Whattaaa day…

I need to sleep…

I need to reset my life.