Author: chewyland

…also, 3 people, always stirring, making sauce.

…and she loves it. I think it’s her favorite song.

Also…..the little silicone insert for my beloved air fryer will save me 2 hours/day of cleaning. Live Love Laugh.

I got a little soft brush to clean between the fairings. I see cat hair.

Also the kids from Temu sent me a new set of stickies I put on the tank to prevent the tank bag from chafing.

This is about how exciting my life is right now.

(I am ordering another set of fog lights next week, amber, not legal for street use, I will use them on the street this fall…I need to do a huge trip south across the Greek border…road-lore has it that it’s foggy down there……).

…at a crazy stressful and busy as supermarket that pays you a weekly wage….EVERY MONTH….cleaning, people yelling, spilled milk….crying kids.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! #handhearts

Whoa, but wait, you get a one time bonus you can spend at your local Subway.

I should become a famous “ribmaster” and travel the world and make ribs for all.

…in Victoria harbour in a few moments in the aqua-plane.

Did you know I used to live 3.5 minute walk from the seaplane harbor port.

My clients…way back in the day when I was a worker would give me cheap vouchers or free flights back in my “cool days” and I got to fly around here literally dozens of times.

I used to even to the IT stuff for the harbour plane restaurant…..it was so fucking fancy….you would fly in…..get out of the Beaver then right inside and order a pint and a burger for lunch.

Stuff used to be soooo fun.

…what to do when nobody wants to get their day started before noon. It’s a travesty of laziness.

Butter boiled then slightly broiled from Jane’s in Nesebar.

White rose lineup again at 3pm.

…so I’m having a picnic.

Thank you for reading.

(I’m making my famous BBQ ribs with chicken wings later).

Soooo spicy.

I’m in a good mood today and that’s driving me fucking crazy.

Fuck ya.

That last book was meh. Too many boring stats.

I have a few more books coming, some I am stealing, some I am buying.

I’m into reading now.

Slowly.

What have we FUCKING become?

Well, the cow did….but my sauce with asparagus, peppercorns, lime and tomatoes…is FUCKING INSANE.

…that in Canada people take float planes and helicopters between towns. Kelly is flying to one of the islands to see Arek right now.

Photos soon.

I am living vicariously though them right now……drowning myself in cheap beer and sad tears.

…I can actually fine dine here now and then is if I have coupons. The McDonald’s app is on my phone now and provides me discounts while I provide Ronald with my personal information, geolocation and possibly all of my passwords….and photos..etc.

Small price to pay for $4 “2 for 1” fries.

Tiffany “lill’ whore”, has a new litter of COMPLETELY tabby/red cats. They are already roaming around and climbing everything.

Photos soon.

….places the divider, do you thank them or is it part of their job??

Is it part of my job?

I hate this life, everything has become so complicated.

Dill-dip…so nice. I can’t wait to get back to making food at home…..maybe something better. Amazon coming this week with loads of fun food from all over the place.

Actually…rats…get eaten by rats, too. Slowly.

Take trump and musk with you, PLEASE…

The Chinese take out food place owners are essentially the nicest people in the galaxy. Bulgarian dude + his super sweet Ukrainian wife. They are so normal and so nice, so refreshing. They are from Burgas and have been married for decade plus and…well…again, they are just SO FUCKING AWESOME + their food reminds me of Vancouver.

Thank you for reading.

Shopping and fine dining and more shopping.

Bought another wicker basket for Ugly. I think she loves the creeky sound of wicker. When I put her in a regular plastic box, she scowls.

So now she has 3…different sizes for different occasions.

More photos later.

My face is red like a lobster and my back hurts from lying on the stupid fucking shitty-gritty sand. I actually think my spine is misaligned now.

(do you know where the word “sandpaper” comes from? Yeah, check and mate).

One thing about this stupid-ass phone is the battery lasts for days and days…..