Author: chewyland

Weekend here so it’s all good. Can’t wait for Flower St. KFC….some fine dining downtown, finally.

…and brand new, as ever.

Only petted her once…..sigh..

Finished MADMAX which was awesome.

This is a new JRPG designed for 10 year old autistic loners. It’s soooo good.

I added a little too much white pepper which made sauce spicy as fuck….but…still GLORIOUSNESS IS GLORIOUS!!

RIGHT TO MY GRAVE…but today I buckled and decided to share this “behind the scenes” part of my incredibly hectic and complex life.

I use a 5 Euro battery powered shaver in front of the camper mirror to trim my sexy mustache when nobody is looking in order not to make a huge hairy-mess at home.

Thank you for reading.

This is all that arrived today in a box. 90 cent can of tomatos.

This world is going to hell because of this….

I’m assuming it’s 5200 calories per teaspoon.

Free shipping rules. Why leave the bed, ever???

I got stuck 8km into a washed out muddy road. Almost dropped my bike 100 times.

THEN

I got super scared and decided to turn back.

I almost died.

One of my favorite flavors of all time….

The potato-sacks are out and things are quite lively..the weather is incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Condor bar tomorrow for the 1st time in years!!

My god it’s pretty here. Million photos coming.

I’ll be up super early before noon.

My hotel is only a few weeks old, the service and rooms impeccable as is the tripe soup. This is my heaven.

I was even provided a cat for the evening, naturally.

(hotel booking apps should have a little option asking if want a cat for the duration of your stay – I might be only a million dollar idea here).

Than this Hesburger iced coffee…Jesus fucking hell.

Are you????

VILE ORANGE PIECE OF EVIL HUMAN FLOATING OLD DIRTY ASS SHIT.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK..

I need to start my holidays.

Why has the price of my beloved Bahamas doubled?