Author: chewyland

What restaurant has reviews like this….on earth?

This sourdough pizza place always runs out of stuff…..but I made it. Woke up before noon today.

Party time..

Bike trip tomorrow….lounging time over.

Bulgarians make the best pizza in the world….this isn’t just an opinion….just the way it is….it’s factual..

…at McDicks. I have their app (of course) I love McDonald’s and one of their deals today was something called a “Delight Burger”. I swiftly jumped on my bike and visited my favorite location just outside of Sunny (at the Shell station) and OMG was this burger ever fucking tasty….thick and beefy and sooo flavorful, not too saucey, just enough pickles….just as good as you can make it at home. 10/10.

Funny enough 2 more anecdotes.

You are unable to use coupons/app at the actual resort McDonald’s where prices are also (at least) 30% more and…this thing was 2 Euros….really, a solid fucking deal.

AAAND..since I am only eating healthy now, I only got one!!!

…..but also…they didn’t have bacon today, so I was unable to get the “baconed” version. I will be back next week, or tomorrow…

…are you?

If I didn’t have an air fryer I would have died from malnutrition by now.

Got takeout again. It’s so cheap and so tasty….honestly 1/10 cost of what it would be to make this at home.

No dishes. Delicious.

Just over 50 cents each…that’s crazy-ass.

I am making chicken bites for ugly this evening (and a sweet treat for myself), she puked up some of the Amazon food today (the little crunchy treat stuff)….changing food should be super gradual, she’s has a very delicate and picky palate.

Or maybe she’s just pissed at something..

…is coming to SUNNY!!!! Fuck ya…

Ohh yes yes. I bring my own cutlery now – like a super rich aristocrat.

When you wear potato sacks, are you fashionably allowed to change them up. Different color tops mixed with different bottoms. Do they always have to match?

I bet I’ll never know….sigh.

…has the most beautiful motorcycle IN THE WORLD…THAT’S IT…..PERIOD.

..to sit in the sun outside.

I think her flying days are finally behind her.

hopefully.

It’s fascinating how brand new she still looks and works. Still yells at me like she did 1000 years ago.

Opening 5 minutes cruise away from me. I will come back when all the icky people leave….brand new…I guess the coffee shop here failed…..because it was always empty and boring.

Did you know it’s cool for low IQ “vape bros” to take photos of each other…and as they release the garbage chemicals into the air….they post them online….their faces in the smoldering feces coming from the plastic mouth penis/vape thing….I FUCKING HATE THIS PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!